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Natter 74: Ready or Not  

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tommyrot - Sep 17, 2015 6:25:38 am PDT #5513 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd already done the whole hands on the wheel thing. You know, where he asks for your license and you say, "It's in my wallet in my front left pocket, I'm going to reach for it now." And he asks for your registration and you say, "It's in my glove compartment, I'm going to open that now." Do you all do that?

I've never done that, but the last time I was pulled over was about 12 years ago.


Zenkitty - Sep 17, 2015 6:27:13 am PDT #5514 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I just thought it was weird how they always looked at my face before deciding to pull me over.

I feel certain this has never happened to me.

but this time the officer had me get in his car (why do they do that, and why only sometimes?)

This has never happened to me, and I would be extremely wary of an officer who asked me to do that. I can't think of any reason for them to do that unless they're arresting you.


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2015 6:31:51 am PDT #5515 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had to get into the back of a police car once. He stopped me for speeding (I was going the same speed as everyone else) and he wanted to check the color of my eyes. He then told me that my license was incorrect--it said I had green eyes and he told me my eyes were blue-green. He asked who was with me in the car I was driving.

The only good thing is he didn't give me a ticket.


Connie Neil - Sep 17, 2015 6:41:11 am PDT #5516 of 30003
brillig

I generally have the registration and my license out already by the time he gets to the car. Never had an officer tell me to put my hands on the wheel. All I've ever been pulled over for was no turn signal, an expired medical waiver, or expired plates. I don't speed enough to be noticed in Utah.


flea - Sep 17, 2015 6:48:08 am PDT #5517 of 30003
information libertarian

I've been in the back of a police car before! I got in an accident and my car was not driveable and the police officer who came stayed until the tow truck came and drove me home in the back of the squad car. Really all I recall is the bars on the windows and the very small amount of leg room (it was 20 years ago), but it was nice of him to stay since this was before cell phones and I was in a new city and didn't really have anyone I could have called. I haven't really driven since, but the two times I was in the car when mr. flea got pulled over he had clearly done something wrong, most recently running a red light in heavy urban traffic. But we don't drive a lot, and our long-distance car trips tend to mean a late-model Toyota with a white family of four. We have Nice White Family syndrome.


lisah - Sep 17, 2015 6:52:12 am PDT #5518 of 30003
Punishingly Intricate

ugh, Liese, that's super creepy!

Tommy, it should be "Outlook saved a draft for you." Or what you said, basically.


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2015 7:01:15 am PDT #5519 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh yeah, a police officer gave me a ride home in the back of a squad car after I had my bike accident and my bike was too damaged to ride.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 17, 2015 7:06:41 am PDT #5520 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I've been in the back of a police car before! I got in an accident and my car was not driveable and the police officer who came stayed until the tow truck came and drove me home in the back of the squad car.

This happened to me too. In the rain, and I urgently had to go to the bathroom, so I "made" the police officer take me to a bathroom.

I have never been looked at or told to keep my hands anywhere.


lisah - Sep 17, 2015 7:32:14 am PDT #5521 of 30003
Punishingly Intricate

We got pulled over in the UK this summer, while Bob was driving, for speeding. The cop basically asked us how we'd feel if he came over to our country and speeded and asked what a cop in the US would have done if Bob had been caught going whatever above the speed limit was that he was doing. Bob said "a warning" and I said "a Very Stern warning." Fortunately, I didn't get us in deeper trouble for smart assery and we were let go with a warning.

Our friend we were traveling with was approached by a plains clothes cop while she was stopped getting money from an ATM and he told her she fit the description of a person reported to have been possibly drunk driving. She had to hang out until a uniformed cop arrived with a breathalyzer. She was 100% sober, thank goodness, and they determined she was just "driving while American" and let her go with a warning. In truth, she's a somewhat terrible driver here too!


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2015 7:41:01 am PDT #5522 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. I think I've told this story before, but I was stopped on suspicion of drunk driving, and I failed the sobriety test. I was about to be arrested when I told the cop I hadn't been drinking at all. She smelled my breath and then believed me. She told me, "That is absolutely the worst performance of a sobriety test by a sober person I've ever seen."

I just have a shitty sense of balance.