Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Sep 02, 2015 5:14:26 am PDT #4635 of 30003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

A little Ryan talk. This year I've joined the office footy tipping competition. I've avoided it for my first four years here, because it's an Aussie rules comp. Australia, despite having fewer people than Texas, nonetheless manages to have two major football codes - rugby league and Aussie rules (comps run by the NRL and AFL respectively). We also find room for Rugby union and soccer. I follow League, as Canberra (from whence I hail) has an NRL team but no AFL team. However, my new home of Melbourne is Rules central, with nine AFL teams (half the comp) and just one NRL team.

I have therefore avoided being sucked into the office tipping, until this year. The reason is Ryan, of course. My boy attends school in Melbourne and I have been unable to shield him from learning a thing or two about aerial ping-pong. (He still tells me he prefers rugby league; so I think he's already staked out one battleground for his teenage rebellion years. Ah well, as long as he still thinks echidnas are cool.)

Every week, then, Ryan and I peruse the fixtures for that week and make our tips. By which I mean his tips. I have mentored him in reading the ladder, bookies' odds, tipping stats etc. but every tip has been his. (He gets really into it, and is disappointed that I won't spend my entire weekend refreshing the live scores every three minutes.)

From the very first week, the leader of the competition has been one of the principals of the firm, George. He's led by a varying margin week after week, right up until the last weekend, when that changed. As of this week, the leader of my office competition (by 1 point) is Ryan. There is one week left to go.

Ryan is thrilled, and pretty excited for this weekend. Before he did his tips for last weekend, I explained the situation. "The competition's almost over, and you've done very well. You're in third place. YOu can play it safe and protect that; but if you want to try to win, you'll need to take a risk. What would you like to do?"

Ryan decided to go hard or go home. Only he didn't say that, because he is six years old and unfamiliar with cliches. His daddy knows his cliches, however, and after his first upset pick had paid off and his second upset pick was leading with about 20 minutes to go, I shared one with him: "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched". He quizzed me on its meaning, why it matters, and why anyone would want to count chickens in the first place; and he seemed satisfied.

Ten minutes before full time, when his upset pick had extended its lead, he turned to me with a big grin and said, "Daddy, I'm counting my chickens before they're hatched!" My boy now knows cliches. One day he may use this power for good. This is not that day.


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2015 5:24:38 am PDT #4636 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Jezebel article on Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend: I'm Sorry, But Who the Fuck Does This Homewrecking Pig Think She Is?

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Do you see this pig? The one photographed above, biting her pen like it’s a throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt? This, my friends, is Denise, and it’s recently come to my attention that she’s the homewrecking hog America’s beloved Kermit the Frog left America’s more beloved Miss Piggy for. And I would like to know the fuck she thinks she is.

The rest is great too. The author is listed as "Definitely Not Miss Piggy."


Connie Neil - Sep 02, 2015 5:36:35 am PDT #4637 of 30003
brillig

I am utterly delighted that billytea has someone to mold for the future of our planet, and it's even more delightful that that person is Ryan.


-t - Sep 02, 2015 5:39:31 am PDT #4638 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Only he didn't say that, because he is six years old and unfamiliar with cliches.

Such innocence in such a gifted gambler! Go Ryan!


Tom Scola - Sep 02, 2015 5:48:03 am PDT #4639 of 30003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Miss Piggy seems to be doing OK: [link]


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2015 5:49:24 am PDT #4640 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Miss Piggy seems to be doing OK: [link]

That video is great. Did you see the earlier one where Miss Piggy is checking out his butt?


Jesse - Sep 02, 2015 5:55:42 am PDT #4641 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But wait, did Ryan win???


Lee - Sep 02, 2015 5:58:47 am PDT #4642 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I did try to go to bed early last night, but the dog didn't understand what happened to his after dinner play time, and then a sinus headache woke me up at 3:30 and I never got back to sleep. I was supposed to go up to SF today but the thought of trying to drive right now is enough of a nonstarter that I don't think I am even going into work.


-t - Sep 02, 2015 6:06:17 am PDT #4643 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, feel better, Lee. Not working sounds like a good call.

I have a meeting at 9 and another meeting at 10 and I'm meeting with my insurance agent after work (just because I haven't talked to her in a while, nothing urgent) so I can't stay late. I have a feeling my productivity is not going to be great today. Oh well.

Meanwhile, time for second breakfast (egg salad in an avocado). And tea? Yes, and tea. Shoulda brought in cream.


Lee - Sep 02, 2015 6:10:03 am PDT #4644 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Sadly, not working at all isn't an option, but at least it will be at home, in my inside pants.