Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Aug 31, 2015 5:39:52 am PDT #4467 of 30003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

That's like a highway of slaw.


-t - Aug 31, 2015 5:46:40 am PDT #4468 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It is! Highway of slaw AND cartoon comedy gold.

This may be a job for baby goats.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 31, 2015 5:51:57 am PDT #4469 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think maybe goats and rabbits!!


shrift - Aug 31, 2015 5:57:33 am PDT #4470 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have no cabbages making me late! I didn't get up when my alarm told me to because I didn't go to bed when I should have and then the shuttle was late, so I'm probably not making my 9am call unless there's a miracle.


tommyrot - Aug 31, 2015 6:03:53 am PDT #4471 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Blocking a highway with spilled cabbages sounds like something a supervillain would do. Perhaps this was done by Coleslaw Man.

Or maybe The Riddler--to be followed by an explosion at a shoe store and a fire in a sealing-wax factory. Then Batman will use the Bat-computer to figure out this is all a reference to The Walrus and The Carpenter.


Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2015 6:10:49 am PDT #4472 of 30003
brillig

Which will lead to a robbery at an oyster bar/clam bake.


brenda m - Aug 31, 2015 6:16:00 am PDT #4473 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Kat has a point, though, introducing rabbits as the solution to anything rarely works out well.

If life were The Simpsons, a mayonnaise truck would crash next.


Jesse - Aug 31, 2015 6:24:36 am PDT #4474 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Amazing!

And if Chinese Month 3 is actually the third month instead of September being the 9th month I can't criticize that system.

SERIOUSLY. That makes me pause about half the time. Stupid calendar makers!


Connie Neil - Aug 31, 2015 6:32:51 am PDT #4475 of 30003
brillig

Didn't the Roman calendar only have ten months?


-t - Aug 31, 2015 7:49:17 am PDT #4476 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Only way early on. For at least some purposes, though, the year was reckoned to start with the Spring Equinox, with February being the last month, so September was the seventh month.

There were a BUNCH of calendar reforms before Julian and some minor-ish after (before Gregorian, of course). It's super interesting - lunar calendars make so much sense for short term tracking but getting them to line up with solar calendars is way hard. Leap days, leap months, skipping months, big holidays that just don't count as part of the calendar, lost of variety in how to address the issue.