Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Aug 24, 2015 4:23:15 am PDT #3948 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping

Happy, a little belated, birthday, Strix!

Much ~ma for Zoe.

My cheap car without a ton of miles alert went off on this morning. (We're not really looking for one anymore, but I haven't canceled the alert yet). If Em was actually planning to start driving now that she's 16, I'd be all over this one.

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Big, tough, and it makes everyone around you slow down.


Strix - Aug 24, 2015 5:02:47 am PDT #3949 of 30003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, I have a query and a problem. I need to know what is appropriate to wear to my kiddos bar mitzvah, in the synagogue. Are capped sleeve acceptable or should they be at least elbow length sleeves? I understand that my skirt length should probably be about knee length? And do I have to wear a hat or scarf?

I'm trying to get everything in a row before October when we have the bar mitzvah in Pennsylvania.


Sparky1 - Aug 24, 2015 5:16:49 am PDT #3950 of 30003
Librarian Warlord

Strix, it depends on the synogogue w/r/t sleeves. There's no requirement for women to cover their heads.


shrift - Aug 24, 2015 5:25:21 am PDT #3951 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Monday. I hate you and all of your works.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2015 5:29:41 am PDT #3952 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Monday. I hate you and all of your works.

Yes.

This morning I've been all "Blah blah blah Monday blah blah stock market plummets blah blah..."


Jesse - Aug 24, 2015 5:37:14 am PDT #3953 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Big, tough, and it makes everyone around you slow down.

That would be a hilarious car to buy for a 16 year old!


Zenkitty - Aug 24, 2015 5:43:07 am PDT #3954 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

This morning I've been all "Blah blah blah Monday blah blah stock market plummets blah blah..."

I sold almost all my individual stocks last week. Muwahahaha!

I can't even get into T. Rowe Price's website this morning. There must be a million people all freaking out at once.


Strix - Aug 24, 2015 5:56:46 am PDT #3955 of 30003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Thanks, Sparky. I think I'll play it safe with sleeves, or wear a shrug or a cardigan. It'll be October, anyway.


-t - Aug 24, 2015 6:05:40 am PDT #3956 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Strix dress code depends on the synagogue - do you know whether its reform, conservative, orthodox, or what? That'll narrow down what the requirements probably are. If the synagogue has a website they'll probably list any dress code requirements there. I wouldn't worry too much - guests are usually cut some slack.

I was thinking I just needed more sleep but today I feel like maybe I'm actually coming down with something. Maybe I will go home and eat Jell-o on the couch.


Steph L. - Aug 24, 2015 6:06:46 am PDT #3957 of 30003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Monday. I hate you and all of your works.

I am dealing with an author who is the special-est snowflake to ever put words to paper. It's a fucking 1-page commentary, and he is fighting me on edits that were made so that his commentary is not vague. He says "I do not wish to explain something the reader can look up." THAT'S NOT HOW ARTICLES WORK.

We also have a policy to not use words that are kind of dramatic ("frighteningly, this policy leaves out..." or "the article laments that patients are not treated..."), because the senior management hates that shit and deletes it if we leave it in.

Special snowflake is all "This is an opinion piece -- MY opinion, my words, so leave 'frighteningly' and 'laments' in the paper!" So all I can do is explain that if I leave them in, senior management will probably take them out after the article leaves my hands.

He also commented "You are editing this as though it is a manuscript." SWEET JESUS YOU FOOL WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS???? By its definition, it is a manuscript.

He opened his last email to me with "This is becoming too much work." Seriously, dude? This is a ONE PAGE COMMENTARY. You think it's too much work for *you*??? I'm the one who has to deal with your stupid face.

He needs to die in all the fires. I was so over his shit last week when he told me it was "too hard" to review the PDF of his 1-page paper in Acrobat. STOP IT, EVIL HAND.