Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Aug 20, 2015 10:45:12 am PDT #3717 of 30003
information libertarian

Dana, if it's the person who coined the inimitable sentence, "Nurse, spank the cow," we know the same person.


sarameg - Aug 20, 2015 11:38:18 am PDT #3718 of 30003

Ah shit, looking at the radar, swimming is likely out.


Connie Neil - Aug 20, 2015 12:05:12 pm PDT #3719 of 30003
brillig

Heard over the cubicle:

Guy telling another guy about a video game tournament he's setting up against other companies: "Why haven't you signed up! You said you were interested! There's been announcements on the in-house screens! There's fliers in the break room telling you how to sign up!"

Other guy: "You want me to sign up *on paper!?*"


Sue - Aug 20, 2015 12:14:42 pm PDT #3720 of 30003
hip deep in pie

I know someone who paid for grad school writing fetish porn for Amazon...

This is making me question my life choices.

Dana, if it's the person who coined the inimitable sentence, "Nurse, spank the cow," we know the same person.

Okay...maybe not.


Sheryl - Aug 20, 2015 12:18:06 pm PDT #3721 of 30003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Went back to work today. Didn't have anything to do. Ah, well...


Zenkitty - Aug 20, 2015 1:05:49 pm PDT #3722 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I know someone who paid for grad school writing fetish porn for Amazon...

Amazon publishes fetish porn?

This is making me question my life choices.

Yeah.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 20, 2015 1:07:32 pm PDT #3723 of 30003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Amazon publishes fetish porn?

ayup.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 20, 2015 1:08:37 pm PDT #3724 of 30003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I have some recs to pimp if anyone is into superwoman sexual dominance erotica.


Zenkitty - Aug 20, 2015 1:12:25 pm PDT #3725 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

How does one even find these books? I am baffled.


flea - Aug 20, 2015 1:22:03 pm PDT #3726 of 30003
information libertarian

The person I know writes under the name Cherry Dare [link] . There's some text about how to find porn stuff evading Amazon's filters at her author page. (I think The Billionaire's Tentacles is perhaps the best title ever.)