Heh, I could pull an EL James and swap out names on my fanfic....
Oh, man, I could totally do that. Most of my fanfic was never even published anywhere. Where do we go for information on how to do this?
Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Jul 05, 2015 10:33:58 am PDT #319 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
-t - Jul 05, 2015 10:36:33 am PDT #320 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Have mowed the lawn. Decided to mow around the salsify this time, which I think looks okay but my neighbors will probably not be happy about.
Really need to eat lunch before I take on anything else...oh, right, I have lamb and cauliflower! Sweet.
meara - Jul 05, 2015 10:38:37 am PDT #321 of 30003
Hah, total Marty Stu. Except if he were, I'd have fallen for him, right? Instead I was mooning over our hostess.
Burrell - Jul 05, 2015 10:45:20 am PDT #322 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
That's because this is just the meet cute in act 1. Now the goofy hijinks must ensue! Although not likely to change his gender. Maybe he's the rarely seen magical straight guy who, with no thought of personal gain, conveys his worldly wisdom to you so you can win the heart of your girl.
Zenkitty - Jul 05, 2015 10:48:06 am PDT #323 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Greenlit, Burrell.
meara - Jul 05, 2015 10:50:04 am PDT #324 of 30003
Hah! Yes, I dig it, Burrell. And depending on whose POV this is from, maybe that good deed wins HIM the love of a beautiful woman...
Burrell - Jul 05, 2015 11:04:28 am PDT #325 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Win-win!
-t - Jul 05, 2015 11:05:10 am PDT #326 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Maybe he's the rarely seen magical straight guy who, with no thought of personal gain, conveys his worldly wisdom to you so you can win the heart of your girl.
Love it!
Forgot the lamb needs it's final roasting and broiling to get a nice exterior. Maybe that will be dinner. Meanwhile, I do have Jell-o, so that's okay.
shrift - Jul 05, 2015 11:21:04 am PDT #327 of 30003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have shoes/sandals that I don't wear often and this weekend I wore some of them. I remembered the hard way as to why they've been sitting in the closet, because my feet are blistered. I'm throwing out these fucking shoes.
Sue - Jul 05, 2015 11:26:13 am PDT #328 of 30003
hip deep in pie
I just bought a couple of rose bushes and am watching some youtube videos about same. Tried to watch one on pegging rose bushes, but I am too much a 12 year old and dude in the video literally said pegging 7 times in the first 30 seconds. I was on the floor. (Don't ask me what it is, I couldn't make it through the video.)