My usual MO is to come here, start what I think is going to be a supportive post, realize that it's 80% me whining about what a fuck up I am, stop, edit out about 70% of that shit, and then hit post.

If I had to have a twin, I'm glad it's you. That last post? I cut it down by half.

I am clearly super interesting, I do not understand you all.

Well, duh.

Thanks Jesse, but I suspect you are just being nice.

Okay if fuck up is too strong, then I'll claim flounder. I try and try and sometimes get something done, but mostly I just flop on the floor uselessly. Which reminds me, I should go grade.

If I had to have a twin, I'm glad it's you.

Woot! Twinsies! Let's go get drinks

msbelle, you are the nicest, most super-interesting person ever.

Let's go get drinks

We've never met a bottle of wine we didn't like... or finish.

true dat

And sometimes it feels like all I write are non sequitors: ham is salty! I'm bathing in wet water!

No, no, you are all interesting and I am boring.

I am clearly super interesting, I do not understand you all.

You guys are making me laugh. Which is nice, since my co-workers are making me say swear-jar words to my monitor.

*smooches**

* cheek or air near cheek, your call

Edited because I clearly still haven't been around long enough to remember how keyboard shortcuts work correctly.

I try and try and sometimes get something done, but mostly I just flop on the floor uselessly.

It me.

How's your daughter doing, Gud?

She's doing well, like nothing happened in a way. It's scary knowing that it just takes an impulse.