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Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'

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JZ - Oct 18, 2016 3:56:04 am PDT #29487 of 30003

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Allergies are definitely part of it. My sinuses hate pretty much every plant and animal on the planet, and wage war against them all by swelling up into a solid impenetrable mass that effectively turns all my facial cavities into concrete. Throbbing concrete.

But I'm (spoilerfont for grossness) hacking up multicolored globs, so there's some kind of actual bug in the mix too.

Good times!

sj - Oct 18, 2016 3:56:48 am PDT #29488 of 30003

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, JZ. Feel better.

Calli - Oct 18, 2016 3:58:11 am PDT #29489 of 30003

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Speaking of weird and unsavory, if there's one thing that really excites Thiel, it's the prospect of having younger people's blood transfused into his own veins.

Yeah, that's not disturbing at all.

JZ, I hope you feel better soon.

Steph L. - Oct 18, 2016 4:00:00 am PDT #29490 of 30003

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

JZ, does a neti pot help? I know it's not a magic cure-all, but adding it to the mix might help.

signed,
Team My Sinuses Are Jerks That Are The Actual WORST And I Just Took Sudafed Like 5 Minutes Ago (for real)

Volans - Oct 18, 2016 6:01:27 am PDT #29491 of 30003

move out and draw fire

Peter Thiel looks like a Leviathan from SPN.

Zenkitty - Oct 18, 2016 6:16:48 am PDT #29492 of 30003

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

if there's one thing that really excites Thiel, it's the prospect of having younger people's blood transfused into his own veins.

Studies indicate that it works, but they don't know why it works yet. I'll holding off a while before I start farming young people, but the clock's ticking.

One red bodysuit and a silly name away from supervillian.

beth b - Oct 18, 2016 6:17:37 am PDT #29493 of 30003

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

today is back to work after vacation. I have a meeting at 930 ( not my usual schedule) - and I just tried to get into my email. I could not. my mailbox does not exist.

sarameg - Oct 18, 2016 6:53:55 am PDT #29494 of 30003

FFS, I cannot attend your goddamned meeting if you don't send me a goddamned password. I am not driving over there with 5 minutes notice.

Dana - Oct 18, 2016 7:03:11 am PDT #29495 of 30003

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I am in a meeting which largely consists of me saying "Uh-huh" to my coworker. Other mover is due any second.

Kat - Oct 18, 2016 7:23:06 am PDT #29496 of 30003

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Holy hell. After a fight with my DW about my AM gym going and my insistence that I was going this morning (the fight is too stupid to recount), I get to the gym at 5:30 to swim. I put on my suit and grab my stuff and realize I FORGOT MY STUPID GOGGLES. So I go to the pool deck to check lost and found (they had a pair in toddler size). Back to the locker room where I decide to shower. Then getting dressed, the goggles are tangled up with my bra.

ARGH!!!

Nibbled by first world ducks defined.

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