"WE CALL IT LITTLE KENYA! HAPPY KWANZAA!"
'Life of the Party'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I hate that dropped voice "black people" thing. Just because you are pretending to whisper doesn't mean it isn't rascist. My neighbor says things like "I think our other neighbor is a drug dealer because he has a lot of (sotto voce) black people) visiting"
"WE CALL IT LITTLE KENYA! HAPPY KWANZAA!"
I think my eyes bugged out for a second, and then I cheerfully yelled back at full volume, "Oh yes, Northside is very diverse and there are a lot of black families here!" followed by a great big fake fuck-you-you-fucking-racist smile, and then I went inside before I had to endure any more questions.
The bigger the hair, the closer to God.
"Velvet curtains in front, Iron Throne in the back!"
I was thinking of getting my hair cut short again, but now I'm afraid.
Oh, oh, oh....we need to pool our money for this castle!
Well, I can chip in for about ten square feet.
I think tonight, I get my pancakes.
I also have a haircut tomorrow. I'm slightly tempted to do something different with it, but I have no idea what, so.
Oh, crap, I forgot I need to drive to Sacramento after work. I seem to be kind of flailing through today for some reason.
And woohoo, someone called our realtor and asked for a showing of the house.
Thanks for the reminder - I just made a haircut appointment for next week! And it's on Friday which I like because they give you a discount on the color on Friday.
My day has been a weird cluster, but I think I've done what I can.
Also interesting: I don't feel like I'm making the best impression on my new boss, but he also keeps cancelling or pushing off our regular update meetings, so maybe he's not concerned? I can't tell.