Which TV chef yells at the contestants and makes them cry? Because that would be me.
Crying or yelling?
Yelling at the people trying to punctuate properly. (Which is basically what my job is anyway. Except they aren't here in person, so I can't make them cry.)
I am not doing a good job of not stressing about husband's interview.
Steph could yell at you if it would help.
It would certainly be distracting. But I am grammatically perfect in practically every way.
Happy Birthday, Laura's Mom!
grammatically perfect
I was secretly hoping you would hyphenate that.
Don't think I didn't think about it.
(I did. We're all those people who've known each other so long that we can predict each other's jokes.)
Happy birthday to Mom of Laura!
The grammar and punctuation cooking show stuff deserves to be COMMAed but I can't brain enough to do it myself.