Seriously, that's a show? I have rarely been so happy to be out of the loop

For my kids, Jesse, but that means Kat is starting this week too, and I start next week. All too much

Wow, that sounds like a horrid show. I admit, nbc has been plugging a few of their new fall shows between Olympic bits, and I'm intrigued by the time travel one. But there's another one I can't figure out wtf it's about (there's some awful bits with a fat woman who is apparently sad and lonely because she is fat, and a black dude has a homeless dad, and white folks have twin babies...ok....)

Ooh. And after swiping away a million women who are straight or who are looking for fun on the side but are married, tinder suddenly showed me this super hot girl I met a couple months ago (only vaguely met--we were at the same fundraiser at a bar). Now I'm hoping she'll swipe me. Or at least I can hope she'll be at the thing it was a fundraiser for, in a few weeks, and still be single?

How are Matilda's piercings working out, now, Hec? (JZ)

All better. Healing up normally. No pain.

She had an excellent first day at school and discovered that one of her close friends is now in her aftercare program. So now they get to spend an extra three hours a day together.

7AM meeting, crying kid in someone's background, and they won't mute the microphone.

In meeting, coworker casually takes credit for problem-solving that I actually performed.

That makes me angry on your behalf, Dana.

Husband has a third interview on Friday for a job that sounds good. I'm going to be requesting lots and lots of jobma.

Apparently there was a big roach in my office, and now coworkers are telling every vermin story they can think of, and I'm about to run screaming.

Oh, headphones.