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Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 30, 2016 9:26:50 am PDT #23898 of 30003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm in a chair in the sky to quote Louis CK.

My flight was delayed 45 mins which coincidentally is exactly the time I have to makes my connection in LA to SFO.

Had a great trip except for the part where I was sick all day on my bday.

To put it in GoT terms I fought the Battle of Brownwater. And lost.

Wish me a spot of travel mojo por favor....


DavidS - Jun 30, 2016 9:26:52 am PDT #23899 of 30003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Scrappy - Jun 30, 2016 9:28:21 am PDT #23900 of 30003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Travel-ma heading your way, hec.


Steph L. - Jun 30, 2016 9:31:26 am PDT #23901 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Despite recent (or, hell, not-so-recent) history, whenever I think of rushing to make an airport connection, I *still* think of OJ Simpson. So I was going to say, "Hec, be like OJ!!!" And then I thought, "....mayyyyyybe not."


EpicTangent - Jun 30, 2016 10:13:08 am PDT #23902 of 30003
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I *still* think of OJ Simpson. So I was going to say, "Hec, be like OJ!!!" And then I thought, "....mayyyyyybe not."

I had to recently advise the writer of the newsletter I edit that he probably ought to use a different metaphor for how quickly he had to traverse the airport to make a connection. To paraphrase Spike, "We're never getting that one back, are we?"

IOW, Travel-ma, David.


Steph L. - Jun 30, 2016 10:15:13 am PDT #23903 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

To paraphrase Spike, "We're never getting that one back, are we?"

Ha! I do actually use that phrase in conversation ("I had 10 minutes before the plane door shut, so I had to make like OJ."), but depending on the audience I have to quickly explain/walk it back.


brenda m - Jun 30, 2016 10:27:51 am PDT #23904 of 30003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm pretty sure that reference is about ready to age out anyway, regardless of what's happened in the meantime.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 30, 2016 10:57:39 am PDT #23905 of 30003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

When dealing with the TSA and boarding agents at an airport I can certainly understand the urge to murder people in grisly fashion before taking off in flight, so perhaps the metaphor is still an apt one?


DavidS - Jun 30, 2016 10:57:40 am PDT #23906 of 30003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. "Go,OJ, ....wait"

Looks like I will arrive 3 minutes before my connecting flight.

However it's in the same terminal and they might hold it because there are probably a lot of others making the same connection.

We'll see.

So on my bday I had planned to go by Stonewall because that historica event was on my birthday. But I was too sick so I went the next day with my friend Ellen.

We're sitting there and Ellen said "Huh, no Tgirls here tonight... Holy Shit is that Lady Bunny!" And it was. And she waved to us and it was better than seeing the Pope.


erikaj - Jun 30, 2016 11:34:19 am PDT #23907 of 30003
Always Anti-fascist!

I must be the only cookie-loving American that thinks raw dough is gross.(I've tried, you know, because everyone's like "Isn't this the best ever?") But now I think it's gross because science, not my myriad texture issues.