Changed plumber to 1 o'clock. That way I can tidy in there a little more. Though I'm sure plumbers see far more horrible things every day.
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2015 11:21:05 am PDT #1991 of 30003
brillig
Zenkitty - Jul 28, 2015 11:40:17 am PDT #1992 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm angry and hungry and they put onions on my pizza instead of pineapple. Urgh.
Zenkitty - Jul 28, 2015 11:48:18 am PDT #1993 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My car won't be ready until tomorrow, but I'm actually okay with that. I didn't feel like going out again. Mechanic was very apologetic. One of his guys suffered heatstroke and had to be taken away in an ambulance. (I know this really happened; I was told about it by two other people as well. Poor guy was in bad shape.) And another guy was out on vacation, and there were about 800 vehicles there when I arrived, so yeah. He's having a bad day. Worse than mine! Perspective, I haz it. I'm just gonna sit here in the air conditioning with my pizza and hard cider, and calmly wish fleas on my giant dick of an author.
Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2015 11:54:21 am PDT #1994 of 30003
brillig
On my screen, the line ends with
calmly wish fleas on my giant dick
and I blinked in severe startlement until realizing A) I don't believe Zen has a giant dick, and B) the sentence continues.
flea - Jul 28, 2015 12:09:22 pm PDT #1995 of 30003
information libertarian
But if Zen had a giant dick, I would totally be on it.
Lee - Jul 28, 2015 12:13:13 pm PDT #1996 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
FTR, If you read Flea's post before the few before it, it is kind of confusing.
In a good way, but still.
-t - Jul 28, 2015 12:13:52 pm PDT #1997 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
What a fantastic exchange. I'm just going to bask in the glory of having read the last few posts and let whatever thing I was coming in here to say waft away into the ether.
Burrell - Jul 28, 2015 12:16:12 pm PDT #1998 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
OMG where's the Like button!
meara - Jul 28, 2015 12:16:45 pm PDT #1999 of 30003
Oh man, flea made me laugh and laugh.
I am doing one of the most boring-est parts of my job--we have to both coy and paste our emails into an internal database, AND we are supposed to PDF them (one by one, and name them per a certain convention) to send to an electronic holding system. Hate. I've been so busy the past few months that it's been bottom of my list and then last week boss was creaking out because people will be coming to inspect our files and I was like "no, that is not done, and it won't be done. That's what you get for over scheduling me". Ugh.
Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2015 12:17:55 pm PDT #2000 of 30003
brillig
But they're saving so much money on employment costs!