Ooh, I need that noodle kugel.

I apologize to everyone for the extra cardio this conversation will necessitate. I'm trying to fix my elliptical to use my iPad to go online because the SO is traveling with our normal router, but I am having woes. I'm pretty sure this means I don't actually have to work out. I'm sure, like, the pedals won't go around if it's not connected to wifi.

I approve of Cloudburst!

Nice.

And today if I open up Cloudburst in one tab and Peacock Plume in another and switch between them I CAN see a difference, and I prefer Cloudburst.

I'm sure, like, the pedals won't go around if it's not connected to wifi.

Sounds right.

Or maybe your wifi signal needs you to generate electricity by pedaling?

No, no, I'm pretty sure the answer is whatever one that means I need to take a bath instead of work out.

I bow to your superior logic.

Are you sure the bath will work without wifi?

I read the NY Magazine article about the women Bill Cosby attacked, and now I feel ill.

First bid! Whoo! Now I need a bidding war to start, and to finish taking photos for the goth boots I'm selling.

You guys, I think the body camera footage from the police officer who killed a black motorist last week here in Cincy is going to be really bad for the officer. The county prosecutor refuses to release the footage until the grand jury has ruled, saying he doesn't want the grand jury to be influenced. But the officer's statement and the radio calls have been released. How are they not also an influence on the grand jury?

Even the family members haven't been allowed to see the video footage yet, which is unconscionable. There's a strong suspicion, backed up by hints today from the police chief, that the video footage shows that the officer had no reason to use his gun. This could get really ugly.

Do you want me to look for a casserole dish for you at the sample sale, Zen? I have no idea what we might carry in that line, but probably something.

Sure! Otherwise I'll probably buy one at the thrift store, honestly.

Cloudburst, pretty!

I read the NY Magazine article about the women Bill Cosby attacked

Not reading. Nope.

I don't even like beans enough to distinguish between them. No, wait, I like the beans that are called "black-eyed peas", as long as they aren't overcooked into mush. Or maybe I liked them because my grandmother always cooked them with pork, so they were savory.

My fancy boots arrived and they are perfect! Now I have the perfect black pair and the perfect brown pair. I will never have to buy another pair of boots again. hahahahahha really