Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 22, 2016 5:46:39 am PDT #18047 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am also with -t. None of those things should happen with strangers. Also with Matt- it should not be that hot. Why would I want to be hot, dirty and naked with strangers.


Jesse - Mar 22, 2016 5:48:13 am PDT #18048 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now the water kerfuffle I can understand. That's a conundrum. I suggest you all get unfired clay cups you can break after using (so as not to share germs) and recycle into new cups and melt snow to drink.

Perfect! If only we had caught the snow yesterday before it melted.

Why would I want to be hot, dirty and naked with strangers.

My nightmare.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2016 5:48:38 am PDT #18049 of 30003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I hate wind and dust and sand and have a low tolerance for strangers wanting to interact with me. Burning Man sounds like hell.

Also no indoor plumbing or climate control. Fuck that.


Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2016 5:55:06 am PDT #18050 of 30003
brillig

The plumbing would be a no-go, but I see the appeal of "I'll never see you people again, behold my unharnessed bitch and tremble!"


Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2016 6:01:30 am PDT #18051 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yesterday I got yet another $170 bill from my (now former) psychiatrist's office for missed appointments. This is the third time I've gotten billed for appointments I never made. I was starting to feel like they were gaslighting me. Today I called and informed a very nice admin that I had in fact not seen this doctor since last summer, and she investigated and discovered that the doctor has been writing the wrong name on his files. So that's solved, and it's one more thing to add to the list of reasons I'm glad I dropped that doctor. What a useless pile of diplomas.


Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2016 6:05:18 am PDT #18052 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I've been seeing him for six years and he doesn't know my goddamed name? He thinks someone else is me?? Fuck.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 22, 2016 6:06:08 am PDT #18053 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I stopped therapy when my therapist FELL ASLEEP.


Connie Neil - Mar 22, 2016 6:08:43 am PDT #18054 of 30003
brillig

Ouch.


-t - Mar 22, 2016 6:22:02 am PDT #18055 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow to both of those.


msbelle - Mar 22, 2016 6:25:46 am PDT #18056 of 30003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I hate both your therapists on your behalfs. I have therapy today. I am proposing to go on mom strike, I hope she agrees. Cooking for OR cleaning up after Mac is my proposal. Doing both, in my mind, is creating a selfish hellish being. Taking care of 2 pets, my job, myself, and a medium size house is already too much. He is currently like an unpleasant smelly large pet.