Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Jul 21, 2015 8:37:51 pm PDT #1306 of 30003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The fabric stores have started to make Christmassy noises.

hisses, backs away into the shadows

Yes, I know, crafters need extra lead time. But dammit, at least give me my Halloweeny things a few weeks before the holly and peppermint start showing up!


Calli - Jul 22, 2015 3:28:44 am PDT #1307 of 30003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Oh, my. I found myself poking around LinkedIn for the first time since I got my current job, and I saw that my work nemesis at my previous job has made manager. This is a person who never saw a deadline she couldn't miss and who, as a communications professional, didn't like to communicate via email because then her commitments were in writing and people could hold her to them. I'm suddenly far less disappointed that I got laid off from that job. And now I see why at least three other people in that department are making less than discrete inquiries about openings elsewhere. [Does the "not my circus, not my monkeys" dance.]


SuziQ - Jul 22, 2015 4:28:13 am PDT #1308 of 30003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I feel like I need a bubble. Too many heavily scented people at the airport. My lungs are still on edge after last week's asthma issues and I'm just finishing a course of Pednisone. Thankfully my inhaler and an iced latte (cold caffeine for the win) are calming my lungs.


-t - Jul 22, 2015 4:35:23 am PDT #1309 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In the stores I frequent, the Halloween fabric will still be there right up to Halloween. Crafters also need last minute help. FWTW.

Tried that taco-shells-in-the-oven recipe that has been floating around the inter webs. So far I am not impressed, but have not actually eaten yet, so I suppose it might win me over. Pleased with my filling though - chili lime marinated pork, cooked for 24 hours then chopped and simmered with sour cream and cilantro (I like it and no one else has to eat this!). Looking forward to lunch.


Gudanov - Jul 22, 2015 5:00:08 am PDT #1310 of 30003
Coding and Sleeping

There's nothing wrong with cilantro.


Jesse - Jul 22, 2015 5:03:12 am PDT #1311 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Gud, are you trying to start a riot??

"not my circus, not my monkeys"

Did I tell you guys about the Best Buy employee who said that to my mother? Even better, he said "As they say, 'Not my circus, not my monkeys,'" and my mother was like who says that????? He said, "I do?" It was cute.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2015 5:04:22 am PDT #1312 of 30003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dammit, that comic sans infestation is back.


Ginger - Jul 22, 2015 5:18:13 am PDT #1313 of 30003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 22, 2015 5:22:00 am PDT #1314 of 30003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That saying is taped up right in front of me at work, because I have this horrible habit of getting all agitated and jumping in to help people who are having problems with their work, and then not getting my work done!


Zenkitty - Jul 22, 2015 5:23:35 am PDT #1315 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"As they say, 'Not my circus, not my monkeys,'"

My friend Howard says it's a Polish proverb. He put it in his webcomic. My Polish friend says she never heard it before. I just think it's funny.