Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


ita's thread

A place where we can talk about ita, miss ita, and share information about memorials. The hugging started over here in Natter.


SuziQ - Jan 16, 2015 7:27:22 am PST #699 of 3156
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

In the spirit of doing things that have been on my mind but I haven't actually pushed to do them - I'm heading out to an orientation meeting to volunteer at a local horse therapy non-profit. I haven't ridden since I was a kid, but I've wanted to. This will mostly be me leading the horse or walking next to the client rather than riding though.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 16, 2015 7:35:45 am PST #700 of 3156
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I would hate to see Carrot bottom, but I expect it would be less alarming than seeing him top.

...and that's totally not what you meant, is it?

Please do not disturb my comforting belief that no human being within the last several decades has been desperate enough for sex to make Carrot Top a viable option.


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2015 7:37:11 am PST #701 of 3156
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Please do not disturb my comforting belief that no human being within the last several decades has been desperate enough for sex to make Carrot Top a viable option.

OK.

What about aliens? Androids?


bon bon - Jan 16, 2015 7:57:19 am PST #702 of 3156
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

IT WAS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND

I don't remember the part about ita seeing him naked, though.


juliana - Jan 16, 2015 8:03:34 am PST #703 of 3156
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I don't remember the part about ita seeing him naked, though.

It's in COMM, somewhere. her admission of it, right after the emphatic denial of making out.


Burrell - Jan 16, 2015 8:19:31 am PST #704 of 3156
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

"Friend of a friend" is hearsay, so it might not've happened, Matt.


P.M. Marc - Jan 16, 2015 8:37:39 am PST #705 of 3156
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Please do not disturb my comforting belief that no human being within the last several decades has been desperate enough for sex to make Carrot Top a viable option.

Dick Cheney?


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2015 8:38:20 am PST #706 of 3156
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

It's in COMM, somewhere. her admission of it, right after the emphatic denial of making out.

Juliana: Didn't ita make out with Carrot Top once?

ita: JESUS CHRIST NO!!!! A MILLION TIMES NEVER!!!!
I just saw him naked.


amych - Jan 16, 2015 8:40:20 am PST #707 of 3156
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dick Cheney?

As always, Plei cuts straight to the most horrible possible YES I AM STILL SCARRED BY HENRY KISSINGER, MISSY


Liese S. - Jan 16, 2015 8:42:33 am PST #708 of 3156
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Stop! stop! I finally stopped having Kissinger ptsd and now here you go again!