I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


ita's thread

A place where we can talk about ita, miss ita, and share information about memorials. The hugging started over here in Natter.


askye - Jan 15, 2015 12:16:37 pm PST #584 of 3156
Thrive to spite them

I loved being in SF! It was such an amazing experience and I really was ready to move there.

Meeting everyone there was amazing. My dad was so awesome for letting me tag along with him on that trip.

I felt like a little country mouse in the big city.

Will has been through there on a training thing and he wants to go back. At some point we'll figure out how to make it happen.


tommyrot - Jan 15, 2015 12:17:44 pm PST #585 of 3156
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wrong thread.


Ellen S. - Jan 15, 2015 12:24:35 pm PST #586 of 3156
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

David - My shoulders are notorious massage-cadgers. I'm glad they were playing it cool that night and not seeming too desperate.


DavidS - Jan 15, 2015 12:49:32 pm PST #587 of 3156
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm glad they were playing it cool that night and not seeming too desperate.

Well you did come down and sit directly at my feet, sort of like a puppy putting its nose through the newspaper. But I was glad to do it and it is a happy memory.


Steph L. - Jan 15, 2015 12:49:49 pm PST #588 of 3156
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I found this in the BRQG, and while I vaguely remember it, I don't remember the story behind it, but I can't stop laughing:

Juliana: Didn't ita make out with Carrot Top once?
ita: JESUS CHRIST NO!!!! A MILLION TIMES NEVER!!!!

I just saw him naked.


SuziQ - Jan 15, 2015 12:56:58 pm PST #589 of 3156
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Polgara - good to see your pixels here. Thank you for all you have done/are doing.


flea - Jan 15, 2015 1:03:02 pm PST #590 of 3156
information libertarian

IIRC it was in Vegas.

I bought a Clinique Almost Lipstick in Black Honey today. I managed not to tell the Ulta salesperson why. (Did you know they don't even make Almost Lipstick anymore, except for in Black Honey? I assume they tried discontinuing it once and people revolted.)


EpicTangent - Jan 15, 2015 1:06:20 pm PST #591 of 3156
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Did you know they don't even make Almost Lipstick anymore, except for in Black Honey?

Which is funny because ita bemoaned the fact (quite rightly) that they didn't do a real lipstick in the color.


DavidS - Jan 15, 2015 1:31:02 pm PST #592 of 3156
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not ita, but I'm taking solace in old threads and we're so consistently funny that we don't even bother to COMM half our stuff. To wit:

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Jesse: Should I apply for a job I think I'm probably underqualified for (both on paper and in real life), but which could be really cool, and pays a TON of money?

Scola: Pimp?

Jesse: Tom, how did you know??

Scola: Elementary, my dear Jesse! What job is cooler and makes as good money as pimping?

brenda: And you can't beat the dress code.

Hayden: But I hear it ain't easy.

Scola: Maybe, but do most pimps have Masters degrees? I think not. Jesse is overqualified!

Jesse - Sadly, my degree is not in the pimpular arts, hence the "underqualified on paper" thing.


JZ - Jan 15, 2015 1:58:30 pm PST #593 of 3156
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Wait, so if it's Jesse's dream job (as soon as she acquires the necessary qualifications), how is it that Lee ended up with custody of the Buffista pimp hat?