I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Nov 06, 2014 11:21:44 am PST #9840 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So, just sat through a presentation on Food Trends. I didn't think I was all up on what's cutting edge or whatever (we are still pretty excited about cupcake shops in my county, after all) but everything he mentioned as On the Horizon for 2015-2016 sounded like old news to me. I don't know what to do with that.

Also, anyone who says "Americans eat artichokes wrong" can go to hell.


tommyrot - Nov 06, 2014 11:22:09 am PST #9841 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From The Bloggess: You never drink alone if you have enough cats

Printed on coasters!


-t - Nov 06, 2014 11:24:04 am PST #9842 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Laura's version is my favorite, although I deny the premise that drinking alone is something that must be avoided.


Laura - Nov 06, 2014 11:24:07 am PST #9843 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Wonders for a moment if I am eating artichokes wrong--stops caring.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 06, 2014 11:24:53 am PST #9844 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

People can err the other way in being too helpful with computer access issues. Yesterday someone from the hospital's administrative corps spent way more time talking to us about how my folks would be able to access Dad's patient records online once his PCP's office gets their system up and running than the doctors and nurses did about his test results and instructions, and managed to get in a nurse's way while she was doing it.


-t - Nov 06, 2014 11:27:47 am PST #9845 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Do you enjoy your artichokes? Then you are fine. So sayeth the -t.

Who might be hangry. Watching everyone who physically attended the talk get samples of sauteed mushrooms, bouillabaisse, prime rib, and poached pears while I waited for the damn thing to wrap up past its scheduled end so I can go get some lunch myself did not really improve my mood.


Beverly - Nov 06, 2014 11:28:58 am PST #9846 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Neither drinking alone nor artichokes...though if this doesn't let up I may *start* drinking, alone, or otherwise.

I somehow managed to get spider-bitten, at least I think it was a spider, about six or seven times on the knuckle of my right thumb. Tiiiiiny little bites, and they itch like crazy. I must be memfaulting, because I can't think of anything that would combat the itch. I threw some afta-bite on it (mainly amonia) yesterday, which stung like a bitch and a half. I've held it under very hot (not enough to scald, but nearly) water for a minute or two, and that helped. But it set up itching today and doesn't seem to want to stop. Any ideas for stop-the-itch products?


-t - Nov 06, 2014 11:31:08 am PST #9847 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh no, Beverly! I would try maybe a baking soda paste, but I don't really have much faith that it would help. But maybe it would.


Jessica - Nov 06, 2014 11:31:45 am PST #9848 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, anyone who says "Americans eat artichokes wrong" can go to hell.

I am curious - what is the right way to eat artichokes, and who is doing it?


Burrell - Nov 06, 2014 11:36:24 am PST #9849 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I share Jessica's question, if only so that I may learn a new way to eat artichokes. Seriously doubt I'm giving up my old ways however.