I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Nov 05, 2014 5:23:37 am PST #9732 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Still not thinking about election results.

My alarm did not go off this morning (because i did not set it, but let's not focus on how this is my fault, okay?) so I didn't wake up until 20 minutes before I was supposed to be here. And I'm not even well-rested, which is a trade-off I would accept.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 05, 2014 5:53:06 am PST #9733 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think the only position where my candidate won was county tax collector. Oh well, at least I'll like the person I'm handing my money over to so it can be mismanaged by the state legislature.

We elected an absolute snake that's been hungering for the governor's office for decades, a senator who consistently votes against measures that benefit students and the working class, and violated separation of powers by giving the state legislature veto power over rules changes in executive branch agencies.

I feel like the only reason the victory speeches didn't include "Bow down before your Dark Lord!" was fear that it might be mistaken as an endorsement of Obama.


Dana - Nov 05, 2014 6:01:37 am PST #9734 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

My bedside clock (not the one I use for an alarm) said it was 10AM this morning when I woke up from trying to sleep away my cold. It wasn't until I got downstairs that I realized it was still on DST, and it was only 9AM. Which is fine, but now I'm convinced that it's an hour later than it really is, and I think it's going to be that way for the rest of the day.

As far as the elections go, I pretty much hated everyone yesterday, so I still hate everyone today.


Jessica - Nov 05, 2014 6:04:38 am PST #9735 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

there is no way I could ever, EVER feel as bad as I did after the 2004 election

Yep. THAT was a massive disappointment. This is just the regular midterm pendulum swing.

Every political columnist or podcaster I follow has been saying for weeks that the 2016 map looks terrible for the GOP, so I hope they enjoy their extra 2 years of legislative gridlock because Hillary is going to eat them for lunch in the next round.


-t - Nov 05, 2014 6:06:12 am PST #9736 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Looks like California pretty much went my way, even half the propositions went the way I voted (although I am still not sure I voted correctly on all of them, so I guess I am okay with that). I am unaccountably annoyed that the one casino measure didn't pass just because the one news story I heard about it convinced me it has such a narrow scope and is the end of such a long process already that it really ought to have been rubber stamped. But whatever, doesn't actually affect my life in any way.


Sophia Brooks - Nov 05, 2014 6:07:24 am PST #9737 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I just saw a map of New York State by county, and now I know that I am not mistaken that even though NY is a Democratic state, in Upstate I am surrounded by Republicans. And everyone is MAD.


Steph L. - Nov 05, 2014 6:19:09 am PST #9738 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm having lunch with my mom at a place in my ragingly liberal neighborhood, so I know we can bitch about the election results in public with no fear of reprisal. We may end up starting a rally.


Hil R. - Nov 05, 2014 6:21:37 am PST #9739 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm never going to stop doing a bit of a double-take when people refer to Hillary Clinton by just her first name. I suppose I should be used to it by now, but still, it always makes me blink a bit. (Somewhere around here, I have a "Let Hillary Be Hillary" pin that my mom got me when Hillary Clinton was first getting well-known nationally, and I was 12.)


DavidS - Nov 05, 2014 6:31:41 am PST #9740 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

2000 was the worst for me. I couldn't believe the outright theft of the election. It was maddening. 2004 was bad and disheartening, but I was already fully embittered by then.


Hil R. - Nov 05, 2014 6:35:09 am PST #9741 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

2000 was worst for me because it was the first presidential election that I could vote in, and I'd sent in my application to get an absentee ballot from NJ, but the absentee ballot never came, so I didn't get to vote. (Well, the ballot arrived in January, postmarked in October. Never did figure out what was up with that.) It was also really irritating for me because one of my college friends was from Florida, and would have voted for Gore, but he didn't bother with getting an absentee ballot, because "It's a pain, and one vote won't matter."