Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Oct 25, 2014 2:13:31 pm PDT #8864 of 30000
Because books.

No, a lot of parents would just leave, or become abusive, or hand the kids over to someone else.

This is sadly too true. And even people with good intentions sometimes get it wrong -- a local friend is a school psychologist and her kids are some of the worst-behaved I've ever known.

I love my kids, and I've loved raising them (in that I enjoy them more often than not, and like spending time with them), but the idea of having another baby literally gives me an anxiety attack. Having a kid is a lifelong proposition, which I think a lot of folks overlook when they're cooing over baby stuff at Target. And as much as I love my children, I am really ready for the day when it's just me and S. (I feel like I'm having an Ayelet Waldman moment here. Don't hate me.)


Juliebird - Oct 25, 2014 2:29:15 pm PDT #8865 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Nunya came tearing in through the apartment hissing and growling, slid into the bowl of dry kibble, sending it everywhere, and disappeared under the bed. Nothing would have been the matter if I hadn't put the kibble in that exact spot the day before out of contrition for running out of cat food the day before that and making the kitties survive on chipmunk guts and tuna juice. Karma, I am paying it. Any other location in the apartment, and I wouldn't be picking up individual bits of catfood from EVERYWHERE.


JenP - Oct 25, 2014 3:20:11 pm PDT #8866 of 30000

Nothin' but love, Amy!

Unrelated to anything here, I need a .gif of the eye-roll/headshake of the chainsaw guy in the GEICO ad with the stereotypically stupid horror movie teenagers hiding behind the curtain of chainsaws. It is so understated and perfect.


Amy - Oct 25, 2014 3:22:29 pm PDT #8867 of 30000
Because books.

I LOVE that commercial.


Atropa - Oct 25, 2014 3:28:08 pm PDT #8868 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

As it is, I get to have my cake and eat it too, with my nieces nearby. I have no complaints.

I'm right there. Today I spent a wonderful, if very rainy and muddy, day with one of the nieces-by-proxy (and her parents and a few more of the chosen family) at a pumpkin farm. There was hay rides, petting zoos, hot cider, and jumping in puddles. Then I went home, and I'm getting ready to spend the evening at the spa, soaking in a hot tub.

I am not designed to be a parent. I am designed to be a zany auntie.


JenP - Oct 25, 2014 4:15:29 pm PDT #8869 of 30000

I LOVE that commercial

I kind of want to see the movie.


msbelle - Oct 25, 2014 4:21:43 pm PDT #8870 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

hivemind, I have Halloween costume questions. I am putting a couple of pics up on the fb page.


Tom Scola - Oct 25, 2014 4:25:06 pm PDT #8871 of 30000
hwæt

I kind of want to see the movie.

Well, there's this. The director thinks that Geico ripped off the idea from him. (I don't think he has much of an argument, though)


Connie Neil - Oct 25, 2014 4:28:26 pm PDT #8872 of 30000
brillig

Why aren't there disposable skillets and sauce pans so that I never need to wash one again? Is it really evil to eat only out of paper plates and bowls? With plastic utensils?


sarameg - Oct 25, 2014 4:30:59 pm PDT #8873 of 30000

I dusted all the shelves in the living rooms that got feelthy last week. AND the French door blinds. And the bar mirror key thingie by the door. Uhg.