Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2014 8:04:07 am PDT #867 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nothing else gets accomplished today, probably.

Burrell, that's a heavy job.

Happy anniversary Sparky! Happy birthdays to JZ and Hec and JZ's dad.

I can't believe I was on my way home before I'd have been sliding into the original MRI. I don't know if this speeds up the epidural (it takes a while for the steroids to kick in in the mornings, so I had to have Mark Anthony take out my earrings), but I sure would like it.

I have been assuming it's outpatient.

Fuck, it better be outpatient.


Burrell - Jun 27, 2014 8:07:01 am PDT #868 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Relatedly, I have got to clear out my spare room this weekend, and I think most of the stuff in there is still my grandmother's.

I hope it's all stuff that's easy to sort and throw out or donate. Sentimental items can be tricky.


Burrell - Jun 27, 2014 8:09:38 am PDT #869 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am pretty sure the epidural is outpatient, ita. My cousin's wife has had several, so I can ask her. She's coming up with Bob this afternoon, which I take as a sign that's she's feeling well these days as the 2 hour drive can be hard if her back is in pain.


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2014 8:11:04 am PDT #870 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't stop thinking about mortality these days. Another childhood friend's parent died--I was considering going back for the service but then it became all about my disc. My parents, their wishes, their deaths, their things, dealing, not dealing...


Burrell - Jun 27, 2014 8:17:30 am PDT #871 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry ita, that's rough. My condolences.


Jesse - Jun 27, 2014 8:19:59 am PDT #872 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I hope it's all stuff that's easy to sort and throw out or donate.

I'm afraid I dealt with that level of stuff already, but literally have no idea, as I have been ignoring it all for six months!

My parents, their wishes, their deaths, their things, dealing, not dealing...

Uh huh.


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2014 8:26:32 am PDT #873 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, we're right at that age--too young to say out loud you're thinking about your own, but old enough you're feeling surrounded.

Nothing But Static's 10 most inconsolable cancellations: [link]

Poor Tim.

Apparently Joss verbed Google on TV. ALL HIS FAULT.


-t - Jun 27, 2014 8:40:11 am PDT #874 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My parents said we were gonna discuss estate-type stuff while my siblings were around, but we never did. Oops. Oh well, I know they have plans in place and have a vague idea what they are. With luck it won't be an issue for a while yet...


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2014 8:40:38 am PDT #875 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I read this [link] wrong the first time and thought the guy said he was offering to drive drunk. But no--drive drunk people. And he helped a DUI driver confess and see justice, and tangentially led me to this site [link] where you can get "because I said I would" promise cards you can fill in, which I think is very interesting. I need more and more to keep me committed to anything, really. There's a lot of pointlessness going around.


P.M. Marc - Jun 27, 2014 8:44:11 am PDT #876 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It is my anniversary today, which means it is also JZ's birthday, I think! Happy birthday JZ!

Ten years, right? (TEN YEARS??????????)