OK, this is amusing yet creepy. An hour ago someone sent me a private message via Fanfiction.net asking if I wrote requests. I replied "Not normally, what did you want to see?" Immediately I got a request back for NC-17 Joyce/Xander/Oz. I told him--it's a male user ID--"Sorry, I won't be able to write that for you."
Someone obviously has a craving, but no. Get your fantasy grist somewhere else. I can see a way to do it, but, just, no. What's kind of creepy is the speed with which he replied. I figure a bland refusal is the best response. It may be a legitimate request, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's also hoping for outraged responses.
edit: And just got back "Thanks for ruining my week." It's only Tuesday, dude, I'm sorry your prospects are that slim. No response, I think.
Ew. Some people do themselves no favors.
brenda, I will try aspirin!
Connie, was it Jeremy Crawford? [link]
It was!
edit: Wow, I'm part of a meme now. I guess few people go the route of "Ignore the idiot". I don't mind giving someone the last word if that last word leaves them standing there looking like an idiot.
Ha ha! He occasionally emails me. I suppose I should figure out how to edit on Fanlore to report sightings.
It was!
edit: Wow, I'm part of a meme now.
There should totally be a t-shirt for that.
I think that's great, Connie!
I wanna be trolled by a famous person. I don't even get comments from Mulder 200 or whatever his alias is anymore.
Why do I have a window for the Wikipedia page of Victor Emmanuel III of Italy?
I tried the Ichabod Crane voice for Waze, and beautiful! I do understand why no road names, which means not using it going anywhere new, but I do love being warned about constables.
Why do I have a window for the Wikipedia page of Victor Emmanuel III of Italy?
Brooklyn 99? I think there were references.
I am going to recklessly not spoiler-font that.
I was enjoying being told to be vigilant for constables also. Ichabod giving me directions on Saturday worked out really well, because i had only a couple of turns (so no road names was fine) but there were a surprising number of obstacles in the road, vehicles stopped on shoulder, and, of course, constables to be vigilant about.
Someone from Metropolitan Museum emailed GCS to make sure I knew about the "Death Becomes Her" exhibit, and to suggest that I maybe do a post about the special merchandise they've created for the event.