I'm still struggling to parse the last bit, because the dude is definitely anti-abortion. I'm sure there's a code in there but I can't quite figure it out.

Oh, that means the government shouldn't make it easier for poor women to get birth control (much less abortions) by making insurance companies cover it. Abortion isn't a health decision, it's letting those sluts get away with their slutting by killing baybeez.

'Cause not being able to have sex without a significant chance of forced birth = freedom!

Oh, right right.

Because you don't have faith in people or because you would not be able to resist vandalizing your own standee?

Because I would vandalize my own standee. Probably with a Justin Bieber or One Direction t-shirt.

I honestly cannot remember the last time I watched television. But I always rely on the League of Women Voters anyway.

flea, have you seen the Tarbell standees? The first time I drove past one, it did actually scare the hell out of me. No one wants to be surprised by Jim Tarbell.

I have a 50 foot Jim Tarbell visible from my workplace. Nothing can scare me now.

Seriously, 50 FEET? That ain't right.

It's on the building on Vine & Central Parkway. [link]

Sweet Jesus. Oh, Jim Tarbell. Never change. I love how he can never, ever, pass up being in a parade. One year he rode his Vespa in the Northside 4th of July parade.

What the hell is a standee?

I pulled my phone out if my pocket coming in from a cold, rainy walk and it flipped unprompted to a screen showing weather conditions in Puerto Vallarta. Not cool, iPhone, not cool.

Is that Mr. Monopoly??

That's who he looks like to me too, Jesse! Mr Moneybags!