And in his ears
The heartfelt thanks of a grateful nation
Admiring handshake from the king of Sweden
A brighter future for all God's children
Tribe - Supercollider
Too bad they never built the Supercollider.
I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2014 4:56:38 am PDT #8300 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Oct 16, 2014 5:20:11 am PDT #8301 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Nothing like a wetvac in the office to make working easier...
So if the actual Nobel Prize is made of gold, would it be in the category of valuable things that are actually less likely to be stolen, because how would you actually convert it to cash without getting caught?
Tom Scola - Oct 16, 2014 5:21:32 am PDT #8302 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
It's pretty darn easy to melt gold down.
-t - Oct 16, 2014 5:21:37 am PDT #8303 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
You could always melt it down. What's the street value of a Nobel prize vs the gold?
Jesse - Oct 16, 2014 5:26:36 am PDT #8304 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh yeah! OK, back to plotting how to steal a Nobel prize. Step one: Make connection with someone with a big oven. (Take that glassblowing class??)
Tom Scola - Oct 16, 2014 5:29:03 am PDT #8305 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Blowtorch FTW.
According to Wikipedia, the prize weighs about 175 grams, which by my calculations, is worth $7600 at current rates.
-t - Oct 16, 2014 5:30:40 am PDT #8306 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
But if you found a collector who specifically wanted a Nobel prize I'm sure you could get more than that. Just need the right fence.
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2014 5:31:11 am PDT #8307 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What's the street value of a Nobel prize vs the gold?
Now I'm picturing an episode of Starsky and Hutch, where someone is trying to fence a Nobel prize. Because Huggy Bear would know the street value of a Nobel Prize.
eta: And the King of Sweden could have a cameo.
sarameg - Oct 16, 2014 5:33:36 am PDT #8308 of 30000
We have a 'display' Nobel in the lobby at work (not solid gold.) Our latest laureate brought the real deal in for a day or so.
Connie Neil - Oct 16, 2014 5:41:43 am PDT #8309 of 30000
brillig
That reminds me of hte story of the King of Sweden several years ago, being unable to cash a check because he didn't have any ID on him. He tried pointing out his resemblance to the face on the currency, but apparently that didn't qualify as proper ID. He had to have his security guy pay for whatever he was getting.