It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - Oct 08, 2014 11:30:16 am PDT #7889 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Wow. Just had a breakdown with ugly crying over...I don't even know. And it won't let go. Greatful I work at home cause it burbles up without warning and won't stop.


Amy - Oct 08, 2014 11:51:28 am PDT #7890 of 30000
Because books.

Aw, Suzi. Deep breaths, and maybe some tea?


SuziQ - Oct 08, 2014 11:59:22 am PDT #7891 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Just downed a bottle of water and the tears seem to have subsided. I have karate in 30 minutes and I am going to NEED to hit things.

55 hours...it will be done. The auction will be over, money counted, and DONE.


Jesse - Oct 08, 2014 12:05:02 pm PDT #7892 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Karate sounds like a good thing.

You guys, I have so much more work to do today, and I don't know if I have it in me. And I have lots of meetings tomorrow, including three interviews, so not much chance there, either.


Sheryl - Oct 08, 2014 12:16:00 pm PDT #7893 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

~ma to you and your mother, Anne.


flea - Oct 08, 2014 12:16:03 pm PDT #7894 of 30000
information libertarian

Today in Weirdness at your Library: this afternoon a man asked me where he could get poison on the black market (eventually it seemed clear that he was suicidal, so we got the social worker involved, but for a while there I was worried he wanted to kill someone else); just now, a young man requested our copy of "Embalming: history, theory, and practice."


Connie Neil - Oct 08, 2014 12:19:34 pm PDT #7895 of 30000
brillig

Well, winter *is* coming.


Burrell - Oct 08, 2014 12:26:30 pm PDT #7896 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

In most circumstances I'd give the embalming guy a pass. I've researched a few quirky topics myself. But coming after the suicidal customer, I'd be way more prone to jump to other kinds of conclusions.


Ginger - Oct 08, 2014 1:07:31 pm PDT #7897 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Where is the black market, anyway?


-t - Oct 08, 2014 1:10:17 pm PDT #7898 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Underground.