So, in a series of improbable and stupid events last night, my father managed to run him self over with his pick-up last night.
As I recall, Cindy did the same thing to herself. While she was pregnant.
River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.
'Serenity'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Sep 27, 2014 8:49:01 am PDT #7106 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Theodosia - Sep 27, 2014 8:51:44 am PDT #7107 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Oh Brenda! All's well that ends well, but it's one of those incidents that are funnier the further you're removed from the participants, I suppose.
I'm sitting out in my backyard, enjoying a thoroughly beautiful day. Alas that I have no popsicles.
Zenkitty - Sep 27, 2014 9:43:24 am PDT #7108 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Slept really late, ugh. No Farmer's market for me. I was awakened by the Elks, in their field across the street, having their Bluegrass festival. At least this time it's music I kinda enjoy.
sarameg - Sep 27, 2014 9:51:16 am PDT #7109 of 30000
I have conquered the coffee table! And washed the kitchen windows (it's the time of year the sun highlights their relative filth best.) Front room table is a fucking nightmare, but maybe this evening.
Connie Neil - Sep 27, 2014 10:16:51 am PDT #7110 of 30000
brillig
Nothing wrong with starter or battery, always good to know, just a case of the old car blues. The mechanic reminded me that I do need to get the heater seal looked at, so that's my next Friday scheduled.
And Hubby's drugs were handed over to a table full of people so young and enthusiastic that I wanted to check their IDs before handing over narcotics. I've still got some bottles of heavy stuff, but it's not like two dozen bottles of stuff.
and it's raining beautifully.
Scrappy - Sep 27, 2014 10:26:31 am PDT #7111 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Brava, Sarameg and Connie!
Burrell - Sep 27, 2014 10:39:02 am PDT #7112 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yipes brenda, glad your father is alright.
I am unreasonably overwhelmed by my life these days. I need to get over myself so I can get my work done. For today, I am just gonna try and get through some of the grading, le sigh, but I need to get to a place where I'm not just treading water so that I can take care of some stuff that I've been leaving on the back burner for too long.
Jesse - Sep 27, 2014 10:54:03 am PDT #7113 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Took some medicine, thought I was feeling better, and stood up long enough to take off my nail polish and maybe NSM. I'd better go to bed at like 8pm if I'm going to make it to this walk tomorrow. Oy.
Theodosia - Sep 27, 2014 11:08:41 am PDT #7114 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I still haven't made it over to Fluff, but my tummy is iffy just now. Maybe I'll cut down some plantsdo some gardening, which is much closer to home and the bathroom....
DebetEsse - Sep 27, 2014 11:11:16 am PDT #7115 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I was awakened by the Elks, in their field across the street, having their Bluegrass festival
This sentence got really weird before I realized not that kind of elks.