Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 25, 2014 9:03:56 am PDT #6958 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I admit it, when I saw the shark, I squeed like Bobby Hill.

I almost did that too.


Jesse - Sep 25, 2014 9:04:34 am PDT #6959 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I will see what I can do! If I can make it through today without GODDAMNED KILLING SOMEONE.


Lee - Sep 25, 2014 9:10:04 am PDT #6960 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If I can make it through today without GODDAMNED KILLING SOMEONE.

That would probably be best, if not as satisfying


Connie Neil - Sep 25, 2014 9:12:24 am PDT #6961 of 30000
brillig

I, too, am in a place where I would take pleasure in other people's pain. I'm nearly in a brain space where I would make kids lose hold of their balloons so I could watch them cry as it floats away.


shrift - Sep 25, 2014 9:22:25 am PDT #6962 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If I can make it through today without GODDAMNED KILLING SOMEONE.

Totally right there with you! No choking people out or threatening to cut them today! I know I'm supposed to be avoiding baked goods, but I am eating a mini-cupcake and listening to a David Bowie channel on Pandora because the alternative is MURDER.


Connie Neil - Sep 25, 2014 9:23:12 am PDT #6963 of 30000
brillig

I am eating a mini-cupcake and listening to a David Bowie channel on Pandora because the alternative is MURDER.

"Cake or death. Your death. Yeah, that's right, hand over the cake."


Sheryl - Sep 25, 2014 9:44:29 am PDT #6964 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

The soles of the shoes I wore to services today cracked and bits fell off. I've never seen shoes do that before. Granted, these shoes were at least 10 years old, but I only wore them a couple of times a year.


Jesse - Sep 25, 2014 9:52:15 am PDT #6965 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It is a great consolation to know that others have the same problems with these various coworkers as I do, but doesn't actually get me very far.


Zenkitty - Sep 25, 2014 10:49:12 am PDT #6966 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My water heater is leaking. Lots of corrosion around the copper pipes. Not leaking on the floor or causing damage to anything else but the water heater itself, though. In six months or so, I'll be able to replace it without putting it on a credit card, so I think I'll take a chance and wait. Replacing it isn't simple or cheap, considering it's on the second floor, and I'm not interested in getting a smaller one. My BFF says she replaced hers by herself (of course, sigh) for about $200, but (a) I'm not doing it myself, because (b) it's on the second floor, and also (c) no.


Steph L. - Sep 25, 2014 10:55:17 am PDT #6967 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We were wondering if our gas lines got some sort of horrific filth in them recently, because the thermocouple on our hot water heater died Monday (Tim replaced it last night, hallelu), and yesterday I saw the neighbor across the street getting delivery of a new hot water heater. I should poll the rest of the neighbors.