It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 15, 2014 9:02:54 pm PDT #6253 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tommy, trying to set aside ethical selective breeding ethics aside, do you like these kitties: [link] ?


Kat - Sep 16, 2014 3:16:06 am PDT #6254 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Babies crying is nothing but upsetting to me. Not in the you are disturbing me way but in the I want to fix it way.

To be quite trite, having a kid changes your perspective on them. I remember, bon, the one time you met you Noah you said he was freaky. I assume having a little person of your own changes that gut reaction too.

In other news, I HATE THE HEAT. oh look hate is an anagram for heat.


bon bon - Sep 16, 2014 3:33:03 am PDT #6255 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Kat, you've mentioned that before, and though I don't remember the circumstances, I think I must have meant it differently than it came out, because it doesn't sound like what I thought at the time.


Rick - Sep 16, 2014 4:24:45 am PDT #6256 of 30000

Hallucinations are not diagnosed unless there is clear evidence that the sensations or perceptions are contrary to reality. Conditions of perceptual ambiguity ("is that a shadow or a black cat? Oh it was just a shadow")are excluded. Same for "is that my cell phone ringing? Oh I guess not."

If you turn on the light or hold the cell phone to your ear and still see a cat or hear a ring that no one else can see or hear, that might be a hallucination. It could still be something else, but that would be a minimal standard to start considering hallucinations.


Strix - Sep 16, 2014 4:33:27 am PDT #6257 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Jesse, you do the Good Stuff tumblr, right?

I forgot how to submit, but here's a great story about Zack Galifinakis: [link]


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2014 4:41:33 am PDT #6258 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, trying to set aside ethical selective breeding ethics aside, do you like these kitties: [link] ?

They are cool-looking. I wonder if their appearance would be more or less alarming than a Sphynx to someone who was unfamiliar with both breeds.

eta: Awwww. [link]


Sophia Brooks - Sep 16, 2014 4:47:26 am PDT #6259 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think I like completely hairless better than sparse hair on kitties. But, I like wrinkles, too.

With regard to hallucinations- I did once see a giant black monster come out from under and overpass and roar, but I quickly realized that is was just the noise of the cars and something out of the corner of my eye. It was a little scary though, because my grandfather spent a good part of his 30s thinking Jesus was talking to him, and eventually took my uncle, drove to long island sound, and tried to "baptize" him (and almost drown him) because Jesus told him to. So hallucinations are scary to me.


tommyrot - Sep 16, 2014 4:59:35 am PDT #6260 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I like completely hairless better than sparse hair on kitties. But, I like wrinkles, too.

Me too.


-t - Sep 16, 2014 5:30:53 am PDT #6261 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The werewolf kitties are cute! They look like they need the kitty equivalent of a warm blanket and hot soup.

That's weird, bon. The water leak, I can kinda see how water would hide (although a 1000 gallons? but water is sneaky and seeps into hiding places). For the electricity, all I can think is that something sucks power even when it's off? IDK

I think I'm going to have to take the next step on my bathtub drain, it appears not to have drained at all since yesterday. Once I figure out what the next step is.

Whatever else happens today, I had a perfectly ripe mango for breakfast. SO I have that going for me, which is nice.


Ginger - Sep 16, 2014 6:00:26 am PDT #6262 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Unless your house is a small mansion with a pool, that's a lot of electricity. My first suspicion would be a 30-year-old air conditioner and not much insulation. Your electric utility is bound to offer some type of energy audit that will pinpoint what's drawing so much juice.

I had a water leak once that seemed remarkably high, but there wasn't any sign of water in my yard. Fortunately for my pocketbook, it was a leak in the meter.

I had the measles when I was about 8, and I had a 104 fever for days on end. Because I was sick, I was sleeping in the guest bed, which was a Victorian bed with a crown-like carving. In my fevered brain, the bed became an evil queen who was tormenting me. It was all very real and terrifying to me at the time. (This is also one of the many reasons I want to strangle the anti-vaxxers. Measles are very bad.)