I received the following email today from my sister. I have no idea where the quoted text comes from - an email she received from a friend, or a web page... but you all need to see this.
"I handled a press release today about bacon flavored lube. I don't dislike bacon, but I can imagine few things less sexy than fake smoked pork flavor in the bedroom.
"It was called Boink N' Oink. Puts the sizzle in the bedroom! I read it the entire thing out loud to my entire office, because every sentence just got more and more horrifying. And then you got to the photo that went with it of their bottle, with the surprise!buttsex expression on the poor startled pig..."
(I googled it. It exists. You can buy it off Amazon!)
(I am assuming you mean about the man touching from that other thread)
(unless you meant soon you would be doing work, which would make more sense, actually)
Ha ha ha! I did mean maybe soon work, but also yes.
It was called Boink N' Oink.
HMOG.
Timelies all!
I wonder if banana cream Twinkies taste anything like banana flavored MoonPies. Not that I'm going to test that theory.(I lost my taste for Twinkies sometime after college.)
My hostess crack was not Twinkies but Ding Dongs.
LOVE Ding Dongs. Also Ho-Hos and Suzy Qs. All that chocolate cake, with a cream filling. Yum.
Wasn't banana the original filling flavor in Twinkies? Just like 3 Musketeers bars used to be 3 different mini bars, each with a different flavor.
Hostess cupcakes are the best Hostess.
It's actually called
Wet
Boink n Oink. Somehow the 'wet' makes it seem more tawdry.
