You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 21, 2014 11:45:58 am PDT #4587 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When I did telemarketing and also was a receptionist, a LOT of people thought I was a recording. Oops -- too polished and pleasant!


Burrell - Aug 21, 2014 1:07:42 pm PDT #4588 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Connie, it's the descriptor "human" that really rankles.


shrift - Aug 21, 2014 1:09:07 pm PDT #4589 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am so done with today. Why is today not over yet?


Connie Neil - Aug 21, 2014 1:09:22 pm PDT #4590 of 30000
brillig

I wonder if he thought I was a computer because I told him he couldn't do what he wanted to do.


Laura - Aug 21, 2014 1:17:38 pm PDT #4591 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Connie is really a computer, pass it on.


Connie Neil - Aug 21, 2014 1:19:28 pm PDT #4592 of 30000
brillig

I'm Skynet. Don't push me.

edit: Though I'd rather be JARVIS.


shrift - Aug 21, 2014 1:25:54 pm PDT #4593 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Did you call him Dave?


Connie Neil - Aug 21, 2014 1:27:43 pm PDT #4594 of 30000
brillig

I wish.

"I can't let you do that, Dave." He'd just have said, "My name's not Dave!"


Burrell - Aug 21, 2014 1:46:44 pm PDT #4595 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Did you call him Dave?

shrift FTW!


-t - Aug 21, 2014 2:25:13 pm PDT #4596 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

This morning I was bound and determined to go to the wine tasting down the street, but now I think I am too tired. Le sigh.