I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Aug 16, 2014 9:01:25 pm PDT #4331 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

It's horrible. I can't seem to look away. The TV is reporting smoke bombs but twitterer are saying it's tear gas.


Typo Boy - Aug 16, 2014 10:00:58 pm PDT #4332 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

For a little cheer at the end of bad week, I offer Steven Brust's bit of flash fiction, which he refers to as 46% of a drabble.

Makes Sense

“But why?” she said. “Why? I can see you’re attracted to me, and I’ve been throwing myself at your head. Why won’t you kiss me?”

“You don’t want me, baby,” he said. “I’m bad news. I’ll just hurt you.”

“Oh,” she said. “Good reason. Okay. Bye.”


Sheryl - Aug 17, 2014 4:02:14 am PDT #4333 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Eating lunch in the ExCel Center. Somehow I have ended up eating a variation of a cheese sandwich everyday.


sarameg - Aug 17, 2014 5:08:12 am PDT #4334 of 30000

Hilariously, I was in bed and asleep before midnight last night.


Jesse - Aug 17, 2014 5:17:26 am PDT #4335 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We just swapped out! I now remember why I stopped staying up late -- it's not about staying up, but now I've slept til 10, so will have a hard time going to bed early tonight/waking up early tomorrow/etc.


Calli - Aug 17, 2014 6:05:56 am PDT #4336 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Day-um. I slept for 9.5 hours last night. Haven't done that in a while. Like, a 35 years while.


Jesse - Aug 17, 2014 6:22:16 am PDT #4337 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sounds good to me, Calli!


Theodosia - Aug 17, 2014 6:26:47 am PDT #4338 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

When I do oversleep -- which isn't often -- it feels like I get my best quality sleep between 6-8 AM, which is just WRONG.


Calli - Aug 17, 2014 6:28:23 am PDT #4339 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It was great. But now my sense of time is way off. It feels like 9:30 local time, but really it's nearly 11:30. Luckily I have no time-sensitive tasks today. Just getting in a walk, taking the cat out for a bit, and trying these odd gourd things in a zucchini bread recipe.


sarameg - Aug 17, 2014 6:49:38 am PDT #4340 of 30000

My neighbor is very lucky I took a break from vacuuming. I therefore could hear him yelling for me.

He'd accidentally locked himself out on his deck, but the second floor balcony was unlocked, so I could go out on mine and into his house to let him in.

He's now off to Ace to make spare keys for me and Teresa ( neighbor on the other side.)