Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 15, 2014 5:28:02 am PDT #4246 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have you set a date for the funeral yet?

No, I think we're deciding this afternoon.

eta: I'm driving up today, then probably back to Chicago and then back up before the funeral.


Jesse - Aug 15, 2014 5:44:55 am PDT #4247 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'd lean away from anything that involves tooth-pulling, because teeth are not replaceable, so if you lost one or two naturally, you'd still have some to fill the gaps

Yeah, I don't think she was seriously recommending it. Anyway, I like my overbite. Invisalign or GTFO!


Zenkitty - Aug 15, 2014 5:45:37 am PDT #4248 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Jesse, FWIW, my dentist said I'd have to have a tooth pulled to get my teeth straight. The Invisalign orthodontist said, pfft, no problem. All my teeth remain in my jaws and they are straight now. I was absolutely opposed to pulling healthy teeth. So if you haven't seen a dedicated Invisalign orthodontist yet, I'd suggest doing that before you make up your mind.

tommy, nobody in our old-fashioned town came to my mom's funeral in black, not even us. I think you're fine in a dark jacket.

I had never heard of Party Girl. I knew of Funny Girl, but I've never seen it. Princess Bride forms a certain amount of my vocabulary.


Laura - Aug 15, 2014 5:47:21 am PDT #4249 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Also, I think if you have a nicer pair of trousers, you could get away with just buying a dark blazer to put over a dress shirt and tie.

Absolutely. I wouldn't get something you wouldn't wear again. I went shopping for something to wear for my dad's funeral and ended up with a yellow and gray dress. He would have liked it.


Jesse - Aug 15, 2014 5:48:27 am PDT #4250 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, she said they would be straight and all there, just not directly on top of each other. And I have to decide today if I'm putting a crapload of money into my FSA, hence all of the dithering. Without a timeline, I just wait until the decision pops into my head, which it usually does, eventually.


Steph L. - Aug 15, 2014 7:04:00 am PDT #4251 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have to stop watching/reading stuff about Michael Brown.

But I'll make this observation: I think Chief Wiggum is more competent than Ferguson's police chief.


Lee - Aug 15, 2014 7:12:58 am PDT #4252 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm very sorry for your loss, Tommyrot.


Consuela - Aug 15, 2014 7:13:59 am PDT #4253 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I have to stop watching/reading stuff about Michael Brown.

Yeah, my twitter feed is full of angry skepticism.

I am going to pack, and then spend 3 hours driving, during which I will listen to podcasts about ancient history, which is less depressing than current events.


Anne W. - Aug 15, 2014 7:15:21 am PDT #4254 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Agreed, Teppy. Wiggum looks like Commissioner Gordon by comparison.


Steph L. - Aug 15, 2014 7:22:22 am PDT #4255 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Agreed, Teppy. Wiggum looks like Commissioner Gordon by comparison.

It's just...5 days, and suddenly they pull a rabbit out of their hat and say he was a suspect in a robbery? (In different shoes, according to the photos from the convenience store.) Seriously, 1: why couldn't they have said this right away [not that shooting an unarmed suspect is how you deal with shoplifting], and 2: after 5 days, that was the best story they could come up with?