You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Aug 07, 2014 8:31:31 am PDT #3660 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Interview~ma for everyone who needs it, and job~ma that the right ones land in your laps.

I feel horribly queasy and don't know if it's stress or bad eating or what. I had homemade fish tacos last night and a poached egg and bacon this morning, which doesn't seem horrible to me, but I feel like ass. I am assuming stress unless something else asserts itself. Anyway I suspect the best answer is to face some of the onerous tasks before me. Ugh.


Burrell - Aug 07, 2014 8:33:30 am PDT #3661 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Honestly Consuela I would hope that those interviewing you aren't looking for spots on your skirt. It'll be fine, and you'll be great.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2014 8:42:32 am PDT #3662 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, off for mine, as soon as I find lipstick!


Sue - Aug 07, 2014 8:43:22 am PDT #3663 of 30000
hip deep in pie

job~ma, you guys!


Burrell - Aug 07, 2014 8:43:52 am PDT #3664 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

fingers crossed, ita!


EpicTangent - Aug 07, 2014 8:53:13 am PDT #3665 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Interview-ma, ita!


Consuela - Aug 07, 2014 8:54:01 am PDT #3666 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Good luck, ita!


-t - Aug 07, 2014 9:10:02 am PDT #3667 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good luck, ita.

So, you mean it would look too much to your current work like you were looking for other work if you wore the suit, Consuela? I get that. I like to randomly wear suits to work just to keep people guessing, but I probably wouldn't if I was really looking. Anyway, Tino be damned, hopefully no one else will notice any spots.


Jesse - Aug 07, 2014 10:43:16 am PDT #3668 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

One interview I had here, I ended up with my jacket over my cardigan over my blouse, and the conference room was SO HOT. I should ask someone if they noticed how sweaty I was by the end.


Theodosia - Aug 07, 2014 10:45:42 am PDT #3669 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

If an interviewer is going to disqualify me on the basis of an easily-missed spot, I probably didn't want to work for them anyway. Note that is in the presence of otherwise well-groomed appearance.