No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Aug 04, 2014 3:43:10 am PDT #3405 of 30000

My hallway at work is now the color of dijon mustard. Possibly dried.


dcp - Aug 04, 2014 4:04:56 am PDT #3406 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Institutional ochre?


Sue - Aug 04, 2014 4:19:16 am PDT #3407 of 30000
hip deep in pie

So I am going to see Hamlet in London on my friend's 30th birthday next year. I was 5021 in the queue for tickets online. And I got in over the phone by hitting redial obsessively, like it was the 90s. What a lark.


Theodosia - Aug 04, 2014 5:05:32 am PDT #3408 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

vw, I know who you mean. Rosemary, who's never met her, is severely uncomfortable with the idea of a stranger staying with us. I've only met her in person a handful of times, so I can't fairly vouch for her, either.


-t - Aug 04, 2014 5:11:59 am PDT #3409 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sounds fun, Sue.

I like mustard. Maybe as a hallway color? Not sure.

Speaking of fun - today's Google doodle could eat up a lot of my time if I let it, I suspect.


brenda m - Aug 04, 2014 5:12:08 am PDT #3410 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's really tough, but I hope the friend figures out a solution quickly.

Less tough, in the grander scheme of things:

Let's say someone stashed a bottle of water in her purse next to her iPad, Kindle and iPhone and said bottle was NOT in fact fully closed.

Anyone have preferences/recommendations for tablets these days? The other two appear to have survived, but the iPad may be kaput. It's an iPad 2, and used mostly for email, internetting and stupid games. Also recently a bit of streaming video through Amazon Prime. The ability to do a little more with work stuff would not be a bad thing eg WebEx, PPT, etc. - my vague understanding is that other companies are better than Apple at that stuff.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2014 5:16:24 am PDT #3411 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you want a 10' or a 7'? The 7' Nexus is pretty slick. As for other tablets, I'm a Samsung zealot. It'd need to be verified, but they're also making noises of being more professional tools.

Of course, there's always the Microsoft Surface.


brenda m - Aug 04, 2014 5:20:18 am PDT #3412 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've never used a 7". Part of me thinks that might be on the small side for usability, especially if I was actually able to do work stuff, but it would certainly be more portable. I'll take a look at those.


Jesse - Aug 04, 2014 5:58:58 am PDT #3413 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Speaking of fun - today's Google doodle could eat up a lot of my time if I let it, I suspect.

Oh man, that is fun.


Strix - Aug 04, 2014 6:04:30 am PDT #3414 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

So I am going to see Hamlet in London on my friend's 30th birthday next year.

Ha! I was at my doctor Thursday, and she was talking about how she got tickets for that show when she goes to London next year! So you might be at the show with my Midwestern GP!

I lust after a Surface SOOOO bad. Right now, my "If D gets a really good job' dreams are a Surface, a Roomba, a really nice pair of mid-heel leather boots, a 90 minute massage, and a brow wax. (I'd like to finally have a wedding ring and a honeymoon, too, but I'm not going to get all crazy with my wishlist.)