Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

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Steph L. - Aug 01, 2014 5:34:29 pm PDT #3272 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh, Sara, that's so awful. Just heartbreaking.

I just called 911 to report what I'm 99% sure was 2 rounds of gunshots that sounded like they were south of our house. I don't know how far the sound of gunshots travel, so I don't know how far away, realistically, they could have been.

I'm not particularly feeling unsafe, although, yeah, home invasions happen. But it's most likely drug/gang activity. (Which, I should clarify, I'm not happy about, but what I mean is, they're targeting each other, not homeowners. I don't feel like I'm in danger from random violence, but I still wish like hell it would stop.)


sarameg - Aug 01, 2014 5:48:54 pm PDT #3273 of 30000

I get it. I never have felt unsafe in my hood, but I am definitely known as the hyper vigilant, yell at kids and drunk pissers and go to when a less trigger happy friend wants to know whether 911 or311. (911, unless it is trash.) I always dial 911.

But we definitely have drugs and gangs on the periphery, always finding places to encroach. I'd like there not to be a periphery at all. Tonight wasn't my street because this hood pushes it out pretty effectively ( because I'm not the only asshole busybody.)And it landed on a 3 year old's porch.


Kat - Aug 01, 2014 5:49:41 pm PDT #3274 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I am so sorry, sara. The stupidity of gun violence just... blargh. Senseless.


sarameg - Aug 01, 2014 5:54:09 pm PDT #3275 of 30000

And now I'm jonesing to be on a jury and pretty sure to be dqed on the kind of case I'd like. Hahfuckinghah.

Senseless is right.


sarameg - Aug 02, 2014 3:19:32 am PDT #3276 of 30000

Sucking down my coffee and then off to walk thru that same neighborhood on the way to market. Have concluded not enough hours in this weekend.


-t - Aug 02, 2014 4:18:36 am PDT #3277 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I bet people who don't even know you will subconsciously appreciate seeing you going about your usual routine, sara.

This is me starting yard work while it's still cool. 4 minutes after sunrise. Weather.com assures me I have a few hours before it gets hot, let's see how much I can get done.


sarameg - Aug 02, 2014 4:47:08 am PDT #3278 of 30000

Eh, sadly in this city, going all about the usual is common and expected. The mayor will come out and speechify, police presence will be up for a bit (though just saw the usual patrol this morning) there'll be prayer vigils and it just keeps going on.

And now I gotta go fix that I'm about to run out of cat food.


Theodosia - Aug 02, 2014 4:48:31 am PDT #3279 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Lousy, insomnia-riddled night with lots of time to ponder bad life choices and all that, as well as other questions not only do I not know the answer to, but don't know how to find the answer.

To wit: we call someone who is French-speaking a Francophone, right? Is there a word for someone who speaks Spanish (other than Spanish-speaker)? I've racked my brains, what's left of them, but nothing's jarred loose.


-t - Aug 02, 2014 5:40:57 am PDT #3280 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Google suggests Hispanophone.

Clump of grass dug/chopped out of the yard.


Strix - Aug 02, 2014 6:41:52 am PDT #3281 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

A Cards Against Humanity game clone can now be played on-line. I would very very much be interested in playing with some Buffistas.