I wonder if I've dodged jury duty this long because I just never ever register when I move states, or whatever it is you do when you move. Knock on wood, I'll be called next week, the way my Murphy's Law has been working lately. (Kudzu? Thank goodness we ain't got not kudzu here!) I'm still waiting for my "no evidence of deer on the property" to bite me in the ass.
I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.
Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Juliebird - Jul 30, 2014 4:40:15 pm PDT #3126 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
sarameg - Jul 30, 2014 4:47:12 pm PDT #3127 of 30000
Around here, it's taken from voter registration and MVA rolls. So if you vote or have a state id, you're in the pool.
Kat - Jul 30, 2014 5:18:09 pm PDT #3128 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
This whole exchange has cracked me up (dance partners that is).
It's hot and I am cranky and barely walked at all today.
brenda m - Jul 30, 2014 5:26:00 pm PDT #3129 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Just in case anyone missed the breaking news:
Orlando Bloom punched out Justin Beiber last night.
Burrell - Jul 30, 2014 5:39:38 pm PDT #3130 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
!!! That's like an RPF waiting to happen!
sarameg - Jul 30, 2014 5:50:04 pm PDT #3131 of 30000
You know, I'm pretty blasé about farmyard insemination but seeing a koala and echidna masturbated on pbs is a new one. I had no idea the echidna penis had 4 heads. Nor that a koala requires 42 thrusts, with only the last two delivering sperm- and the female doesn't ovulate until 40 anyway. And she looks very, very bored.
I don't know what to do with this.
Burrell - Jul 30, 2014 5:53:51 pm PDT #3132 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
oh dear
Kat - Jul 30, 2014 5:54:21 pm PDT #3133 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'd suggest brain bleach, sara.
Orlando Bloom punched out Justin Beiber last night.
I wonder why? I mean, not enough to search it out and it's just an idle thought.
sarameg - Jul 30, 2014 5:59:13 pm PDT #3134 of 30000
Too clinically scientifically interesting for brain bleach, but really? This goes into the pile with armadillo penises being biological hydrostats: weird facts you trot out that get you looked at weird.
Connie Neil - Jul 30, 2014 6:00:02 pm PDT #3135 of 30000
brillig
I'm having trouble figuring out if people are weirded out by Orlando's antics or the tales of penii.