Zoe: Nobody's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2015 8:02:48 am PDT #29458 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who in the Bay area is going to test this and report back?

The Sushirrito Is A Combination of the World's Best Foods

Sushi is fantastic, but it's awfully hard to eat on the go. On the other hand burritos are marvelous, but they can feel a little heavy. So why not combine the portability of a classic burrito with the fresh offerings of a tasty sushi roll.

Right now Sushirrito is only open in the Bay Area, but I for one can't wait until they are everywhere!


Hil R. - Jun 24, 2015 8:03:26 am PDT #29459 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Someone once wrote PENIS on the dirt on the back window of my car. I hadn't parked badly or anything--the only thing I could think of was someone was complaining because I drove a big old Mercury.

My guess would be middle school kids.


Lee - Jun 24, 2015 8:27:21 am PDT #29460 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

"last day for sushi" in my paper desk calendar in April?

I actually know this one! That was the sushi place in Napa that you/we bought a living social deal for, and it expired in April.

I am supposed to be doing two things right now. The first one requires a partner in the DC office to call me back, but he is working at home today, so I think he might be sick, and in any case, he is not calling me back. The second one involves me learning something new that I really need to learn, but I don't wanna.

In other words, FCM: Thomas Gibson, Joe Mantegna, Matthew Gray Gubler

(I will just be over in the corner with Shemar Moore)


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2015 8:35:55 am PDT #29461 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I can either wake up my housemate early to have him drive me to the train, where I have to figure which trains and transfers will get me to the plane on time, or I pay $34 for the shuttle that will pick me up at the house and drop me off at the terminal.

Is it too far to have your housemate drive you all the way to the airport?


shrift - Jun 24, 2015 8:39:23 am PDT #29462 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Y'all, Bobby Jindal is running for president.


Zenkitty - Jun 24, 2015 8:43:49 am PDT #29463 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yeah, I think I just convinced myself to take the shuttle.

My inner cheapskate has finally given up. Every time I listen to her, I end up in a miserable situation that would have been avoided by spending a little money. Now, as long as I can afford it, I spend the extra to make my life easier.

I am out of spoons. For once, that's not a metaphor; I need to run the dishwasher before I can have soup.

In other words, FCM: Thomas Gibson, Joe Mantegna, Matthew Gray Gubler

How can you do this to me? This is diabolical! eta I changed my mind. MGG is adorable but 17 years younger than me, so C MGG, Mantegna is 16 years older than me but adorable, so F Mantegna, and Gibson is one year older than me and I've had a crush on him forever, so M Gibson.


Dana - Jun 24, 2015 8:47:09 am PDT #29464 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I hope I get to enjoy Bobby Jindal being humilated on a national stage.


Zenkitty - Jun 24, 2015 8:50:56 am PDT #29465 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I got tired of the clown-car farce of the Republican troupe of Presidential candidates the last time. I've lost my enthusiasm for watching them make fools of themselves in public.


Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2015 8:58:53 am PDT #29466 of 30000
brillig

Is it too far to have your housemate drive you all the way to the airport?

Actually, housemate works kind of near the airport, but I've observed his time management skills, and I don't want to spend the morning haranguing him to get out of the house on time. I didn't marry him or give birth to him, so that's not a place I want to go.

I'm definitely getting the shuttle home, because the train station is a couple of miles from the house, and the bus that goes by my house may well have stopped running by the time I get home at the "ungodly" hour of 7 PM.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 24, 2015 9:20:35 am PDT #29467 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Tucking is what immediately came to mind.

For some reason, the older I get, the more embarrassed I get when talking to 18 - 21 year old boys about their penises. I should try to delegate to my students!

In other words, FCM: Thomas Gibson, Joe Mantegna, Matthew Gray Gubler

THis is impossible because I LOVE MGG so much, but he is too young for me. I think I would C Thomas Gibson, M Joe Mantegna (because he seems cosy) and F MGG? But I would also want to take care of MGG and possibly feed him soup. And wrap him in scarves.