I would say my coffee is broken, but I do choose to drink decaf so I guess it is working as advertised. Be that as it may, I would like a nap.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jun 22, 2015 6:21:45 am PDT #29243 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Ginger - Jun 22, 2015 7:03:10 am PDT #29244 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Aargh, Theo! As my mother would say, "Great shall be your reward in heaven."
From an article in the NYT about SurveyMonkey:
Inside the three working floors of SurveyMonkey’s headquarters, conference rooms are named for what the company sees as its three stages of gaining insight. At the base is survey creation, and rooms are named for Miles Davis and Frida Kahlo, among other creators. Next is information collection, which earned room names for James Bond and Catwoman. Finally comes analysis, with rooms named after Sherlock Holmes and Veronica Mars.
shrift - Jun 22, 2015 7:10:25 am PDT #29245 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It turns out that when you stagger around in a rage shutting off your alarms and then for some reason go back to bed, you will be late for work.
tommyrot - Jun 22, 2015 7:21:31 am PDT #29246 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It turns out that when you stagger around in a rage shutting off your alarms and then for some reason go back to bed, you will be late for work.
Huh. I should have tried that.
ION, I have to go back to the dentist again because the two teeth he worked on a few weeks ago both have had chunks of filling fall out.
Burrell - Jun 22, 2015 7:54:35 am PDT #29247 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hi folks. Yesterday started great -- I made yeasted waffles for the first time. It turns out they really are that much tastier than regular waffle batter. But the day devolved by the afternoon. So much for father's day.
Zenkitty - Jun 22, 2015 7:59:20 am PDT #29248 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It turns out that when you stagger around in a rage shutting off your alarms and then for some reason go back to bed, you will be late for work.
Independently verified.
DavidS - Jun 22, 2015 8:07:23 am PDT #29249 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This Monday is chock full of Tino, it seems.
SailAweigh - Jun 22, 2015 8:09:09 am PDT #29250 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Which is why, besides having an alarm clock, I have the alarm on my Fitbit set as a drop-dead, you must get the fuck out of bed or else. It's also a reminder, when I get up on time, to get out of the comfy chair and into the shower.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 22, 2015 8:42:33 am PDT #29251 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I was also late. I hit snooze every 10 minutes from 5 am - 8 am. I don't know what possesses me to do that. I should not have gone back to bed at 4am when I woke up.
ETA: What I really need is for someone to yell at me until I get up, I think. I don't even get up if the cat is poking me and meowing.
Lee - Jun 22, 2015 8:45:22 am PDT #29252 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ginger, is it okay if I share your confederate flag FB post on my page?