Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jun 20, 2015 9:10:28 am PDT #29156 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Stockings are only a must for figure skating.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2015 9:18:58 am PDT #29157 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was going to say stockings are never a must, but brenda is actually right.

I don't think "cocktail attire" means especially swanky, but my swank-o-meter may be calibrated differently from yours. Anyway, that dress looks great.


Burrell - Jun 20, 2015 9:25:30 am PDT #29158 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Strappy sandals = no need for stockings! Hence the joy of strappy sandals. Also agree that the dress looks terrific

Is Franny feeling better yet?

Yes, thanks for asking. But she absolutely needed the antibiotics, although they took a whole day and a half to get her temperature down to normal. I hope Casper feels better soon.

So DH is facing down a major onerous task: snaking the bathroom sink. Clog is refusing to budge. He's currently on the roof with the snake. Poor guy. He deserves a cold beer for this.


-t - Jun 20, 2015 9:28:08 am PDT #29159 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Strappy sandals sound perfect for cocktail attire (as is that dress). I think cocktail attire is dressier than casual but not as dressy as formal.

I may have to drive into Oakland to get my race packet for tomorrow. Apparently picking it up on race day requires advance arrangements that I have not made. Don't wanna.


-t - Jun 20, 2015 9:28:43 am PDT #29160 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

On the roof? That is some serious snaking!


Steph L. - Jun 20, 2015 9:32:00 am PDT #29161 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Strappy sandals = no need for stockings! Hence the joy of strappy sandals.

Well, if this wedding were like figure skating and stockings were required, I would wear closed-toe shoes. But I'll go with bare legs and sandals, woo!


shrift - Jun 20, 2015 9:38:35 am PDT #29162 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have achieved outside pants. I am going outside! To do things!


msbelle - Jun 20, 2015 9:42:11 am PDT #29163 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

spinach and tomato scramble and coffee.

mac's friend cannot go to movie, so I am trying to convince him to see Mad Max with me or Jurassic World alone. I swear, this kid, having to beg him to go see a movie at a theater.


Zenkitty - Jun 20, 2015 9:44:21 am PDT #29164 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

No stockings with strappy sandals! No stockings unless it's a funeral or a board meeting, I say. v

And then if the moldy part can be cut off I assume the rest is fine.

If there's visible mold, there are mold spores throughout. Sorry. Mold is evil. Some of you may be able to eat mold spores with no ill effects, but this one here cannot.

Lemme tell you all the problem of my day. It is that the drug cocktail required to calm my anxiety and ease my back pain enough that I can do stuff is also the drug cocktail that makes me stoned as a stoner thing and barely able to do more than sing half-remembered showtunes while lying on the couch. But I still need to Get Stuff Done. So I'm flailing about the house, singing, using a kitchen timer to keep myself focused and trying not to break anything. I'm sure this is amusing to watch. Too bad y'all aren't here.


Zenkitty - Jun 20, 2015 9:46:52 am PDT #29165 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, caffeine, right! That'll help.

The Phantom of the Opera is here, inside my mind... I can never be duped by the scurrilous Phantom again!