You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jun 13, 2015 5:50:16 pm PDT #28626 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry, Consuela. It's so hard.

Kinda forgot to eat dinner. What is it with me and spreadsheets?


Dana - Jun 13, 2015 5:53:43 pm PDT #28627 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm sorry, Suela. And for the poor sick kiddos.


beth b - Jun 13, 2015 6:00:30 pm PDT #28628 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm sorry, Consuela.

my best to the feverish ones


tommyrot - Jun 13, 2015 6:08:23 pm PDT #28629 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there anything I can do for the blisters on the bottoms of my big toes that I got five hours ago?

My feet were not yet fully accustomed to my sandals and I didn't realize I'd be walking 10.4 miles today. (Went walking the new 606 path with Miriam.)

I'm also sunburned, but I have aloe vera for that.


Atropa - Jun 13, 2015 7:06:20 pm PDT #28630 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Consuela, I'm so sorry.

Is there anything I can do for the blisters on the bottoms of my big toes that I got five hours ago?

Soak your feet in cold water for 10-15 minutes, spend the rest of the night with your feet elevated as much as you can, and see if your local drugstore has these type of bandaids: [link]


tommyrot - Jun 13, 2015 7:08:47 pm PDT #28631 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thanks, Jilli!


Ginger - Jun 13, 2015 7:10:26 pm PDT #28632 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I strongly second the bandaids for blisters. They are magical.


Atropa - Jun 13, 2015 7:13:03 pm PDT #28633 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's how I saved my feet during the Disneyland trip, where we were walking at least 10 miles a day.


aurelia - Jun 13, 2015 7:26:34 pm PDT #28634 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I'm sorry Consuela.

Where is all this heat everyone is complaining about? I'm wearing long sleeves and still using my heated mattress pad.


WindSparrow - Jun 13, 2015 7:32:32 pm PDT #28635 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Good night, sweet TNG. A flight of angels wing thee to thy rest.