If ordering things from Sephora to get free samples is crazy, I don't want to be sane.
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jun 08, 2015 4:00:36 am PDT #28143 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
-t - Jun 08, 2015 4:13:10 am PDT #28144 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Monday did not waste any time with me. Nothing like spilling an expensive and tiresome to fill prescription all over the floor. At least it wasn't a brand new entirely full bottle.
And my breakfast is disappointing.
Meh.
-t - Jun 08, 2015 5:19:27 am PDT #28145 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Went on to break a hanger and a nail. Should've called in clumsy to work today.
Amy - Jun 08, 2015 5:23:39 am PDT #28146 of 30000
Because books.
There's an idea for a superhero. The MondaySaver! She swoops in with extra caffeine and a clean shirt and emergency chocolate.
-t - Jun 08, 2015 5:26:26 am PDT #28147 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I like it.
Ginger - Jun 08, 2015 6:29:28 am PDT #28148 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's possible the advice nurse hadn't hung up the phone when I said, "You're an idiot."
Oops.
I really don't want to piss away my day at the closest Kaiser urgent care, which is 20 minutes away on a good day. Also, I'll have to reschedule my chiropractor appointment and my neck still hurts.
shrift - Jun 08, 2015 6:36:16 am PDT #28149 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sorry about nurse being less than helpful, Ginger.
Today is the Monday-est of Mondays.
Steph L. - Jun 08, 2015 6:38:18 am PDT #28150 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Today is the Monday-est of Mondays.
It is Mondaying VERY hard. (I may have food poisoning. I'm trying to work -- and SO thankful that I work from home today of all days -- but this kind of crampy stomach pain is making it hard to concentrate. DO NOT WANT.)
t edit Also, there are fruit flies in the kitchen. ALSO DO NOT WANT. Homemade traps have been deployed with great rancor.
Dana - Jun 08, 2015 6:47:49 am PDT #28151 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Oh, god, such a Monday. I despise everyone and all their works.
DavidS - Jun 08, 2015 6:49:16 am PDT #28152 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Speaking of Superheroes, Matilda has a playdate today with one of her classmates, a girl named Justice. (Justy for short.)
Matilda woke up and said in her best Narrator voice, "I have a date...with Justice!"
Side note: Justice's father won the Pulitzer price for Fiction a couple years ago.