Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jun 04, 2015 1:43:34 pm PDT #27953 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

This morning, when a coworker asked how old I was, I told her (39). She said, "Really?" I'm not entirely sure whether that was a compliment.


-t - Jun 04, 2015 1:50:46 pm PDT #27954 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's an age no one believes. Drove me nuts when I was 39. And 29. I bet there's less of that assumption at 49, but we'll see.


Ginger - Jun 04, 2015 1:54:32 pm PDT #27955 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I managed to get myself to one of the local farmers' markets for Peaches! I resisted buying the white chocolate apricot brioche under the theory that I would be found in the morning surrounded by crumbs, clutching the last slice. I was going to get a sandwich from a food truck, but the woman ahead of me ordered All the Food, and I decided I didn't have enough spoons.


shrift - Jun 04, 2015 1:55:25 pm PDT #27956 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Does everyone know it's Dana's birthday today?


Connie Neil - Jun 04, 2015 1:57:53 pm PDT #27957 of 30000
brillig

That's an age no one believes

Yeah, everyone believes "54".


shrift - Jun 04, 2015 1:59:51 pm PDT #27958 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Insent to profile addy.

You are exceedingly thorough. Thanks! Although now I'm picturing you with a short hairstyle murder board.

I'm gonna have to bring my tablet to the salon like I did when I went to get my tattoo.


Steph L. - Jun 04, 2015 2:02:01 pm PDT #27959 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

That's an age no one believes. Drove me nuts when I was 39. And 29.

Twenty-nine was the worst, because when I told people I was 29 (if they believed me, because I've always looked young, although I think I totally look my age now [44 in 19 days (shop now! shop now! show now!)]), they always replied with, "Oh, how many times have you been 29? Hurr hurr hurr!!!"

Yeah, that never got old. (And I was always bemused by other women who replied to me saying I was 30 with "You TELL people that?!?" Well, YEAH. That's my AGE. I just don't understand how to human.)

Does everyone know it's Dana's birthday today?

So, 39 today, then? Happy birthday, Dana!


-t - Jun 04, 2015 2:07:06 pm PDT #27960 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Does everyone know it's Dana's birthday today?

I did not! Many happy returns, Dana!


Ginger - Jun 04, 2015 2:12:08 pm PDT #27961 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Happy birthday, Dana! You don't look a day over some random number.


Dana - Jun 04, 2015 2:24:58 pm PDT #27962 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Thanks!

We are out for dinner, and this woman behind us is obsessed with a large party of teachers she thinks are behaving badly. She has taken video on her phone and plans to email the district superintendent.