How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - May 18, 2015 6:43:31 am PDT #26627 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Today feels like my first real day not working, since I was traveling all last week, and I got up at 7, walked the dog, had oatmeal, did a bunch of TCBing including applying for a job a recruiter contacted me about. I have a couple of more tasks I want to complete and then, I believe, I'll take a nap!


tommyrot - May 18, 2015 6:46:38 am PDT #26628 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and then, I believe, I'll take a nap!

Having this option every day would rule.


shrift - May 18, 2015 6:50:03 am PDT #26629 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am exhausted because I did not go to bed when I should have. When I woke up this morning, my left eye was gummed shut. Calling in sick this week isn't going to be much of an option because I have too many conversations and interviews set up for job stuff, so I need to get all the sleep tonight.


Jesse - May 18, 2015 7:02:12 am PDT #26630 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wish I had slept until 10:30! I did get a good sleep, though.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 18, 2015 7:40:11 am PDT #26631 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm not wracked with abdominal pain and spending half my time in the bathroom and the other half frantically working toward a tight deadline, so this Monday still beats last Monday by a wide margin.


-t - May 18, 2015 8:01:59 am PDT #26632 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, that's something.

Overhearing my coworker's voices is really getting on my nerves this morning. Usually I can tune them out, but not today. Argh.


brenda m - May 18, 2015 8:30:10 am PDT #26633 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And, one of my team members just gave notice. This Monday can fuck off.


Tom Scola - May 18, 2015 8:36:02 am PDT #26634 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi don't film in the same room together.


Consuela - May 18, 2015 8:55:39 am PDT #26635 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Panjabi & Margulies appear to have the same relationship I do with my Nemesis.

Turns out it really only takes one person to poison a relationship. I wonder why the producers never just let Panjabi go; she's popular, but Margulies is the lead.


Dana - May 18, 2015 9:03:44 am PDT #26636 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Because today is Monday, I spilled food on myself. Nothing liquid, thankfully.