We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - May 12, 2015 1:36:33 pm PDT #26249 of 30000
brillig

I'm glad I don't have a land line anymore and most organizations don't have my cell number.


WindSparrow - May 12, 2015 1:40:33 pm PDT #26250 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Did we know about the LOLcat Bible translation?


Ginger - May 12, 2015 1:46:21 pm PDT #26251 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was raised Presbyterian and I don't recall a single sermon about predestination or the Elect while growing up.... Except that we sometimes had bagpipe players at a special service

I got predestination and no bagpipes. I call foul.

Was your church a Cumberland Presbyterian Church? Rejection of predestination was one of the factors behind its formation. I should note that one of the things Presbyterians are best at is schisming.

Allergies are arguments against a benevolent deity and intelligent design.


shrift - May 12, 2015 1:48:28 pm PDT #26252 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So I'll probably be interviewing for two jobs in the Mountain View office. My indecision may resolve itself if I actually ever get a job offer.


Steph L. - May 12, 2015 1:51:11 pm PDT #26253 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Protip: you can take the "once-daily" antihistamines, like Claritin, Zyrtec, or Allegra, twice a day if your allergies are really bad. Don't do it forever, but a couple of weeks of twice-daily Claritin is fine.

Not if you take the D, though, according to the advice of my doctor friend.

Decongestants might be a whole other kettle of fish, yeah.

Did we know about the LOLcat Bible translation?

On a long car ride one time, one of our BFFs read LOLcat Genesis to us, and I'm amazed we didn't crash the car from laughing so hard.


Steph L. - May 12, 2015 1:51:40 pm PDT #26254 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allergies are arguments against a benevolent deity and intelligent design.

So are sinuses and lower backs.


Ginger - May 12, 2015 1:55:27 pm PDT #26255 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." ― James Thurber


Jesse - May 12, 2015 1:58:34 pm PDT #26256 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, am looking down on preparations for filming for a movie starring some people who, if I happen to see them in person, will make me lose my shit with excitement!

Ooh, that is a good cast!

I am sorry for all of you allergy sufferers.


lisah - May 12, 2015 2:02:13 pm PDT #26257 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

So are sinuses and lower backs.

And knees!


shrift - May 12, 2015 2:02:15 pm PDT #26258 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Not if you take the D

I giggled. I don't know why I find dick jokes endlessly funny. I spend a lot of time going "HA!" at hockey announcers, too.