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Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - May 12, 2015 7:44:52 am PDT #26200 of 30000
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I think I might have been mixing up two lessons- predestination and grace (by faith alone) -

From here: [link]

Martin Luther, a central figure of the Protestant Reformation, taught that after baptism, original sin remained. Grace acts as a sort of cloak which covers the corruption of human nature and makes the person acceptable to God, though underneath he remains depraved. Luther is famously credited with having said that the justified soul is a “snow-covered pile of dung.”


Jesse - May 12, 2015 7:49:59 am PDT #26201 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I thought the pre-destination was anti-indulgence too. Because if you were pre-destined, then you didn't need to buy indulgences!

Oh, fair enough! FWIW, I don't get predestination. (I mean, I understand the words, but I don't understand the argument for making it a basis of your religion, really.)

Luther is famously credited with having said that the justified soul is a “snow-covered pile of dung.”

That sounds about right. And reminds me of my father calling spring the time when the dog poop melts. Remember before people had to clean up after their dogs?


Connie Neil - May 12, 2015 7:53:25 am PDT #26202 of 30000
brillig

But I see now that there's a bunch of different POVs out there.

How else can you have heresy trials and religious wars! The question of whether God has three aspects or just one was good for quite a few centuries of bloodbaths and denunciations.


Tom Scola - May 12, 2015 7:53:29 am PDT #26203 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I don't get predestination.

I don't think anyone (except Calvin, maybe) ever got it. Which is why no one believes it any more. I think it's initial popularity was, as Matt pointed out, it enabled its believers to feel superior to everyone else.


Connie Neil - May 12, 2015 7:54:34 am PDT #26204 of 30000
brillig

Who is it that believes only 166,000 people will get into heaven? Seventh Day Adventists or Jehovah's Witnesses or who?


tommyrot - May 12, 2015 7:58:17 am PDT #26205 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who is it that believes only 166,000 people will get into heaven? Seventh Day Adventists or Jehovah's Witnesses or who?

I think Jehovah's Witnesses.

Just before I became an atheist, I was hanging out with some Jehovah's Witnesses out of curiosity. They were trying to convert me by reading scripture about the 166,000 thing, but my takeaway was, "Wow, you really can support anything with bible quotes." (I no longer believe that, btw.) So I have them to thank for helping make me an atheist.


Tom Scola - May 12, 2015 8:02:23 am PDT #26206 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The Jehovah's Witnesses are in the process of divesting their property in Dumbo, Brooklyn, which was once a shitty industrial area, and now is some of the most valuable real estate in the world. It's interesting how a religion that believes in the imminent end of the world made such a smart, long-term real estate investment.


shrift - May 12, 2015 8:29:14 am PDT #26207 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am on Zyrtec, Benadryl, Mucinex, and ibuprofen. I hate tree sex. I hate everything.


Hil R. - May 12, 2015 8:32:57 am PDT #26208 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am on Zyrtec, Benadryl, Mucinex, and ibuprofen. I hate tree sex. I hate everything.

I'm on all that plus Sudafed and Singulair.


shrift - May 12, 2015 8:42:55 am PDT #26209 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, I forgot Nasacort.

And yet I still have a headache, my brain is blurry, I can feel my lungs, and all I want to do is sleep.