You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 12, 2015 6:13:52 am PDT #26179 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What is eternal security of the believer? I mean, I can figure out what it means based on the words, but I don't know the theology behind it.

Well, kind of like what Matt said, but in theory, it has nothing to do with being a jerk on purpose. It just means t FAC mode engaged that people who consider themselves to be saved (accepting Christ as your savior, etc.) can't lose their salvation no matter what they do. Since humans are fallible as shit and will always do sinful stuff, it means salvation doesn't hinge on what you do; once you're saved, you're saved. Your sins are still sins; it doesn't make all your actions automatically "good." It just means that even though you might fuck up, you're still good. Hell is not in the cards.

Really? I was always taught that just because you were Born Again didn't mean you could blow off living a Christlike life. You could be saved but you could throw away that gift.

Some churches do teach that. That's -- I think (I used to know this stuff really well) a more Calvinist POV, that you can lose your salvation.

I think (though I'm not sure) that most Protestant churches teach that you can't lose your salvation once you're saved. t /FAC mode


Tom Scola - May 12, 2015 6:15:09 am PDT #26180 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

It looks like it's a Calvinist thing. If everything is already predetermined, once you're saved, you can't be unsaved. Never mind all of the backsliding that goes on in the fundamentalist community.


Steph L. - May 12, 2015 6:16:59 am PDT #26181 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh, right! I got the Calvinist stuff backwards.

It's been a long time since I've even thought about that stuff. At least I remembered "Calvinist."


Toddson - May 12, 2015 6:22:06 am PDT #26182 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Calvin has a lot to answer for. As does Hobbes.


Jesse - May 12, 2015 6:25:03 am PDT #26183 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think (though I'm not sure) that most Protestant churches teach that you can't lose your salvation once you're saved.

I don't know that that's my experience in mainline Protestant churches, although that may be because the kind of churches I've gone to don't so much get into "being saved" at all. So I don't know.


Hil R. - May 12, 2015 6:26:55 am PDT #26184 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The Elsie Dinsmore version of Protestantism also said that there was a limited window for being saved -- that, if you put it off for too long, then Jesus would just give up on you, and you wouldn't have another chance. I'd never heard that one anywhere else. (In the books, it led to a couple of misbehaving teenagers being bullied into saying "I accept Jesus into my heart" by their parents, who were worried about their eternal souls.)


brenda m - May 12, 2015 6:31:30 am PDT #26185 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It looks like it's a Calvinist thing. If everything is already predetermined, once you're saved, you can't be unsaved. Never mind all of the backsliding that goes on in the fundamentalist community.

Right, but if you go back to the origins, the way it largely played out was that there was a premium on public demonstrations of how devout and good you are, in order to demonstrate to the neighbors that you were one of the saved. Criminality, etc, would imply that you weren't among that august number. In theory. So no license to kill, but plenty of license to be self-righteous and judgy.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 12, 2015 6:40:47 am PDT #26186 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I've always wondered how people who make a big public show of their religious devotion interpret the early part of Matthew 6.


Sophia Brooks - May 12, 2015 7:20:55 am PDT #26187 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My background is also academic, but I was taught that Protestants believed that people when people were born, it was already predetermined whether they went to heaven or hell. Also, that everyone's soul was black, but some people (the saved people) had a cloak of grace that masked the black soul, and those were the saved people. However, it was impossible to know if you had been saved or not, so you should act like it.

Catholics believed that everyone was born part good and part bad, and your going to heaven or hell was determined by how you acted on earth.

Of course this course was taught by a Catholic....


Connie Neil - May 12, 2015 7:25:51 am PDT #26188 of 30000
brillig

interpret the early part of Matthew 6.

My favorite set of verses.

re: salvation, I believe the thinking was that salvation was a two-way street. Yes, Jesus saves you from the goodness of his heart, but you've got some responsibilities to continue to be worthy of it. Jesus won't stop loving you, but he's not going to ignore what you get up to while waving your Admit One Saved! certificate around. I may be getting some of this from purgatory theory, where you don't go to Hell but get to work off the sins you didn't manage to have cleansed before you died.

Making a fuss of how righteous you are and doing the elaborate public praying was always considered gauche in my church.