I generally wouldn't answer the door to someone sketchy looking/who I wasn't expecting. I mean, is this person posing as a UPS guy? Because generally if I open the door and they straight up attack me

I thought the logistics were that your POV is coming home, coming IN to your place from outside, and someone is already in there. Did I read that wrong? I am so spatially challenged, I swear.

Oh, no, you're right Teppy, I'm the one who misread!

In that case, yeah, kitchen knife, but honestly if it sounds like someone's in there I'd probably poke my head in and yell and hope they'd scamper away while I called 911 and backed out of the house--I'm not going to go in and confront them in my bedroom or something! I do not have mad krav skills.

what's the time/distance to your first effective weapon, and what weapon in it.

A couple of knives on the sideboard by the front door. A heavy steel shafted cane leaning against the bookcase two steps in. At least two swords in the closet by the front door. More swords further into the living room. There's a bearded axe and some daggers in the bedroom, but I'd have to get down the hall.

If I were at my desk in back, there's the hilt of a sheathed dagger acting as a place to hang cables three inches off my right shoulder.

Also, UGH. I have now unfollowed my brother on FB. I just can't take his spewing of hate anymore. He believes "the dysfunction, poverty and misery of the broken homes of the welfare class was reaped by feminists and we're now seeing the results." and that somehow feminism will lead to the downfall of the country and/or Nazis.

Yeah, Teppy's right. I mean, if someone snuck in on me, I have the most serious weapons by or on my bed. Now that I'm thinking--I have an ornamental knife hanging by the door. The edge isn't sharpened, but the pointy end is very pointy. I'd grab that first, then see if I could get to either a kitchen knife or the escrima sticks. Actually, probably the escrima stick first, just in case the intruder has armed himself, either from before on at my place. It has a longer range than all but one of the more dangerous weapons.

I have found massive pre-trip hydrating is wonderful for preventing elevation sickness.

Thanks for the tip, Laura!

Due to two big ass dogs, I sincerely doubt anyone would be in the house. If they were, count me in on the turn around and leave. Luckily, we live right down the block from the police station, so I'd run over there.

My work knives (one in purse, one in computer case) are a very sharp 2" (but it doesn't have a hilt, so dodgy) and a 3" SOG that's mot messing around. For opening packages, right?

If someone got me into my bedroom, then it's the 7" SOG and not the sword but the kendo practice sword. One to create distance, one to slash with.

Okay, I feel a bit better about finishing the series now.

Maybe I'll put the 3" SOG into the purse instead.

Timelies all!

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Re: Kindly Brontosaurus- This is one of the things that makes me glad I don't have to deal with the public as part of my job.

Due to two big ass dogs, I sincerely doubt anyone would be in the house.

There is that. I know that at least once the scary looking and noisy doberman has scared off an intruder.