Shit, I have family members who will do that for free. I don't need to spend $$$ on a plate.
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 07, 2015 7:16:24 am PDT #25916 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
brenda m - May 07, 2015 7:18:18 am PDT #25917 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That dinner plate can suck it.
msbelle - May 07, 2015 7:18:44 am PDT #25918 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Might just be because I am starting to get hungry for lunch, but that plate can fuck off.
shrift - May 07, 2015 7:22:43 am PDT #25919 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
My initial reaction was, "Fuck you, plate. You're not the boss of me."
Matt the Bruins fan - May 07, 2015 7:31:58 am PDT #25920 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
You were not alone in that.
Sue - May 07, 2015 7:48:22 am PDT #25921 of 30000
hip deep in pie
"Comedian Stephen Colbert announced Thursday that he would fund every existing grant request South Carolina public school teachers have made on the education crowdfunding website DonorsChoose.org." [link]
flea - May 07, 2015 8:09:05 am PDT #25922 of 30000
information libertarian
Why manicures are so cheap in NYC: [link]
Connie Neil - May 07, 2015 8:13:59 am PDT #25923 of 30000
brillig
Oh, such a difference getting a decent night's sleep is.
Consuela - May 07, 2015 9:16:56 am PDT #25924 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Wow, Colbert is a mensch. But how awful that teachers have to crowdfund supplies. What has happened to this country?
Suddenly I have too much work to do. Balls.
-t - May 07, 2015 9:29:23 am PDT #25925 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
This dinner plate tells you when you're eating too much
If it'll just give me the data and withold judgement, I'd be all over it, actually. The description of what it does doesn't include anything about alarms or whatever.
Unrelatedly, I think it's time for me to have a cupcake.