Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Apr 28, 2015 3:34:42 am PDT #25330 of 30000

Well, someone called me this morning! ...I think it was dcp?? (He said, but I was still groggy) It still took me another half hour to get all up and working out, but it happened!! And I still have time to shower and quickly eat something before going to work, yay! I will likely regret the early hour on my flight tonight but ah well.


Jesse - Apr 28, 2015 4:10:29 am PDT #25331 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Go meara!


Steph L. - Apr 28, 2015 4:33:32 am PDT #25332 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The kitty lives to sneeze another day! The emergency vet gave her something to stop the throwing up (which was caused largely because she had swallowed so much blood -- hey, I'd throw up, too), and epinephrine to stop the bloody sneezing. And now we have her in a cage just in case she starts sneezing blood again, to limit the splatter radius. But the cage also keeps her near the humidifier, which tends to help her poor sinuses.

But she hasn't sneezed any blood since they came home last night, so she seems okay.


shrift - Apr 28, 2015 5:18:06 am PDT #25333 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was gone for three business days. THREE. Why is my inbox a nightmare?


Lee - Apr 28, 2015 5:27:10 am PDT #25334 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am so sad and sorry about Baltimore, Lisah and Sarameg, and Maria. I should probably be angry too, but my rage reserves seem empty right now.

If I can get my act together this week shrift maybe I can send you some better email


Zenkitty - Apr 28, 2015 5:32:13 am PDT #25335 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Glad your kitty is okay, Steph. Kitty~ma for Folly, Burrell.

I thought today was Wednesday. Was looking for the pre-meeting agenda email. All grumpy and "where is everyone?" Luckily I figured out that it's Tuesday before I contacted anyone and looked stupid. Congrats, Self, you've won an extra day!

I'd like to have one nice spring/summer day in this neighborhood without the obnoxious sound of whirring buzzing machines. If it's not the apartment complex on one side, it's the old guy next door, trimming the vegetation.

I'm trying to keep up with what's happening in Baltimore, but it's so overwhelming. I can focus on that, or I can work, but I can't do both.


Steph L. - Apr 28, 2015 5:34:01 am PDT #25336 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm trying to keep up with what's happening in Baltimore, but it's so overwhelming. I can focus on that, or I can work, but I can't do both.

That's where I am right now. While we were out of town, we didn't have the TV on in the hotel, and I only had my smartphone, so I wasn't online much, and I know I missed so much about Baltimore. And now that I'm back, I have a lot of work to do before I leave again Thursday. Argh. Maybe tonight I can catch up.


Theodosia - Apr 28, 2015 5:36:39 am PDT #25337 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I don't know if I'm more appalled about Baltimore or Nepal.


Jesse - Apr 28, 2015 5:48:09 am PDT #25338 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If I hear one more thing about people on Everest, I might scream.


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2015 5:48:24 am PDT #25339 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is having a dildo containing the ashes of your dead lover weird? Or is it just weird if you use it?

But seriously, I'm nonjudgemental on this.

Designer dildo contains ashes of dead lover

Designer Mark Sturkenboom's "21 Grams" is a glass dildo containing the ashes of a dead person. It's storied in an exquisitely-crafted box integrating a perfume diffuser and iPhone amplifier to trigger memories of the lost loved one.

"After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grief," Sturkemboom says. "This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire. By bringing different nostalgic moments together like the scent of his perfume, 'their' music, reviving the moment he gave her her first ring, it opens a window to go back to moments of love and intimacy."

OK, the iPhone thing is weirder than the ash-filled dildo, IMHO.